What is this Pilot doing?
Barbie heaven
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From: Oz
Inventor John Gobber demonstrates the effectiveness of his innovative Recto Rockets weapons system.
"I started out trying to find a more effective heat bead for the barbie and ended up firing rockets out of my arse" he said
"I envisage the day will come where every soldier on the field will have an arse full of these little suckers"
"I started out trying to find a more effective heat bead for the barbie and ended up firing rockets out of my arse" he said
"I envisage the day will come where every soldier on the field will have an arse full of these little suckers"
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From: perth
One way cell phone onversation.....................................
" hi boss its me................no the machine wont start.......................
i think its the accumulator..........................whats wrong with it?.................................er, its on fire!"
" hi boss its me................no the machine wont start.......................
i think its the accumulator..........................whats wrong with it?.................................er, its on fire!"
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From: England
Q. What is this Pilot doing?
A. What most professional pilots do at this point.....whatever he likes, 'cos it's now an 'Engineering Problem' ......
"I've put it in the book, gizza call when you've fixed it ...."
A. What most professional pilots do at this point.....whatever he likes, 'cos it's now an 'Engineering Problem' ......
"I've put it in the book, gizza call when you've fixed it ...."
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In relation to another threadhttp://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59657
"So I said to my Student, you go and complete your pre-flight and start her up, I'm going for a coffee and will join you when I hear..........."
"So I said to my Student, you go and complete your pre-flight and start her up, I'm going for a coffee and will join you when I hear..........."
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From: Just over there....no there.
1: " Oh god those beans....!"
2: "Hey look, I've found one of those land mine things"
3: "Looks like I'm for the ski jump"
4: "Good job I've got me bicycle clips on, that was scary"
5: " N°1 bury head in sand, N°2 wait until dark"
2: "Hey look, I've found one of those land mine things"
3: "Looks like I'm for the ski jump"
4: "Good job I've got me bicycle clips on, that was scary"
5: " N°1 bury head in sand, N°2 wait until dark"
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Good evening! I'm brand new here on this form and must say, having read some of the topics/posts, I'm pleased to see good comaraderie exchanges and look forward to putting my 2 cents worth. Also, terrific sense of humor. Mr. Rotorque - I'm still laughing at your comment. 
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From: Used to be God's own County
A scene from 'Flowery Twats'
Looking for a birch stick
"Right, I warned you, you can't say I didn't warn you - if you're not going to start then I'm going to beat you, you stupid, pathetic, useless machine..........Cybil?"
"Right, I warned you, you can't say I didn't warn you - if you're not going to start then I'm going to beat you, you stupid, pathetic, useless machine..........Cybil?"
