What is this Pilot doing?

[heedm]

I don't get what the boss said...My ass is nothing like grass.

[What-ho Squiffy!]

Smite me oh Lord...for I have sinned!

[SASless]

.....Captain....says right here on the emegency checklist....says do the emergency drills ....THEN.....exit the aircraft!

[[email protected]]

Now what was that thing about sitting on the cyclic to give the Board of Inquiry something to think about..?

[Hone22]

Think Invisible!............ Think Invisible!.............. Think Invisible!..........

[Balance!]

Ouch my aching feet, must stop wearing these high heels..

[bliptune]

What the godfather does to the Helicopter profession; low pilot salaries, and a good kick in the balls for betraying him'

[CRAN]

Shouting with right hand in the air......


T A X I

[RobboRider]

1. "I've GOT to stop eating those curries!"

or


2. Sung to the tune of a well known Johnnie Cash song.

" I got meeee, a burnin' ring of fire
And the chillies went down
But the EGT went Higher.

An it burned burned burned
My wings of fire, my wings of fire."

[volpe]

"head goes down.... ass goes up.........ass goes up..... head goes down"


"I think I can take it from here guys"

[SASless]

Ya know...with some practice.....I can be a bicycle stand!

[Old cynic]

Along with the flashing CWS the voice kept saying throw up, throw up, throw up.

[Red Wine]

"Calling Mother Earth!!!!.....Quick, sell my shares in Ericsson"

[ORAC]

Put your head between your knees and kiss your.........

[Rollingthunder]

Damn, damn, damn. There were only two payments to go.

[rob_frost]

Aaaaaahhh, that feels better...

[discobeast]

Oh…s**t! I wonder what the guys @ pprune are gonna say about this?!

[Jet Dragon]

OH ****!!!

assume arse licking position

[Tower Ranger]

" Yes sir, I got out the front door and I'm just completing a rear door evacuation now "

[spanner-do]

Where did those rose tinted spectacles go?