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It's like the opposite of the closing scenes of "Goodfellas" where Ray Liotta became paranoid that a police helicopter was following him about - and it turned out that it was !!
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Oh man, you're not gonna believe this - we've carried out other successful landings in the past too. If we manage it again I will submit a video for your delectation.
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If you look at the nutter's last post on the AF thread, i think it will confirm my appraisal. If i had the time i would find the teachers forum and start a post 'Help identifying Oxfordshire supply teacher with paranoid delusion issues' and point put he probably shouldn't be around children...
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Yeah for sure. I especially like that he appears to have invited me to meet him. I'm not entirely sure why, of course.
Half term report : Creative writing B+. Student continues to produce some very imaginative work, but still doesn't mix well with other class members.
Sleuthting : D- Student has managed to misidentify helicopter clearly marked with G registration and logos & web address for its owner organisation.
Half term report : Creative writing B+. Student continues to produce some very imaginative work, but still doesn't mix well with other class members.
Sleuthting : D- Student has managed to misidentify helicopter clearly marked with G registration and logos & web address for its owner organisation.
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Obi-wan ... You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-wan .... These aren't the Robbies you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the Robbies we're looking for.
Move along , move along.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-wan .... These aren't the Robbies you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the Robbies we're looking for.
Move along , move along.
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Looking at the AF thread he has at some time seen the old Heli-Photos presentation to schools. That presentation was given to children from year 1 up to year 6, basically from age 5 to age 12, and this guy was allowed loose with them?
Secondly, who the F### does he think he is reporting a private telephone conversation held by a member of the public on the internet?
I have known of this person for some time, he conclusively proves that care in the community does not work.
SND
Secondly, who the F### does he think he is reporting a private telephone conversation held by a member of the public on the internet?
I have known of this person for some time, he conclusively proves that care in the community does not work.
SND
haha
I might use that pilots dad jokes if I have to brief some kids... the red and green socks... brilliant!
the wool on the screen went right over tin foils head too...
the wool on the screen went right over tin foils head too...
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Careful Chaps;
Mr Tin Foil Hat is watching us..............
Frm the AF thread
Nige,
Thank you for your message. I have no comment to make on the threads on the dark-side, although I am monitoring and keeping records of them.
Foxtrot01
SND
Mr Tin Foil Hat is watching us..............
Frm the AF thread
Nige,
Thank you for your message. I have no comment to make on the threads on the dark-side, although I am monitoring and keeping records of them.
Foxtrot01
SND
I love that one:
We should be more careful what we tell unsuspecting - well in that case rather suspecting - bystanders. They might not know, why helicopter pilots need wool. The joke might be lost on them.
Well mister tin hat, I give you some explanations.
Helicopter pilots need strings of wool to:
knit socks for their mechanics, ups, sorry, ENGINEERS for the long winter month.
straighten the helicopter while landing. Normally a properly certified ENGINEER will stand in front of the helicopter to pull on the string on the cosmical rays aerial to move the helicopter to the appropriate "H" on the ground. When no engineer is available, we just let the helicopter drop somewhere and call peoples mother to tell them to meet us there.
simulate a Christmas decoration. Ball ornaments just do not survive landings.
hang runes and bones from werewolves. We need them, otherwise the helicopter would not be repelled by the earth.
He began on the subject of safety whilst at the same time strolling around to the front of the helicopter where he removed a long strand of red wool wedged between the little aerial on the windshield. This piece of wool, we were told, was the result of a child a the previous school getting too close to the helicopter.
Well mister tin hat, I give you some explanations.
Helicopter pilots need strings of wool to:
knit socks for their mechanics, ups, sorry, ENGINEERS for the long winter month.
straighten the helicopter while landing. Normally a properly certified ENGINEER will stand in front of the helicopter to pull on the string on the cosmical rays aerial to move the helicopter to the appropriate "H" on the ground. When no engineer is available, we just let the helicopter drop somewhere and call peoples mother to tell them to meet us there.
simulate a Christmas decoration. Ball ornaments just do not survive landings.
hang runes and bones from werewolves. We need them, otherwise the helicopter would not be repelled by the earth.
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No.
Settle down there, TOTD.
We really do need people like that to give stability to our society.
Much in the same way that some ships need a few thousand tons of pig-iron down in the bilge to stay upright. OK?
Settle down there, TOTD.
We really do need people like that to give stability to our society.
Much in the same way that some ships need a few thousand tons of pig-iron down in the bilge to stay upright. OK?
As this is the best thread ever on Pprune, I wanted to comment just so FO1 (are we sure it's not David Icke?) can keep an eye on me too. I'd feel left out if I wasn't on 'the list'.
I don't think I'm following him around when I'm flying but maybe when I pass through Chemtrails, perception of reality is altered and I become a short term slave of the Reptoids. Nice of them to replace my fuel though.
I don't think I'm following him around when I'm flying but maybe when I pass through Chemtrails, perception of reality is altered and I become a short term slave of the Reptoids. Nice of them to replace my fuel though.
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Okay chaps, i have found proof of chemtrail planes. One can clearly see the chemtrail laying apparatus fitted under the wing.
And a bit of research shows that the chemicals used by these evil pilots are targeted to produce paranoia against black helicopters in the general public.. It's not his fault!!!!
Flights lay chemtrails in the jet stream - BBC News
And a bit of research shows that the chemicals used by these evil pilots are targeted to produce paranoia against black helicopters in the general public.. It's not his fault!!!!
Flights lay chemtrails in the jet stream - BBC News
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Nige;
Mr Tin-Foil-Hat (surely someone this strange must have hyphens, as well as paranoid delusions) is monitoring us. i can only communicate from under a space blanket, and its' just blown away in the rotor wash of a black A109 crewed by pilots with ten tentacles and hypnotic eyes.
I flew over his locale twice today and thankfully he hasn't launched a search for my ID, yet. But I am worried, I might be all over a mass paranoia website by now.
P.M me for the full story, we may have to use ouija boards because I don't think he can intercept those.
SND
Mr Tin-Foil-Hat (surely someone this strange must have hyphens, as well as paranoid delusions) is monitoring us. i can only communicate from under a space blanket, and its' just blown away in the rotor wash of a black A109 crewed by pilots with ten tentacles and hypnotic eyes.
I flew over his locale twice today and thankfully he hasn't launched a search for my ID, yet. But I am worried, I might be all over a mass paranoia website by now.
P.M me for the full story, we may have to use ouija boards because I don't think he can intercept those.
SND
