Nige;
Mr Tin-Foil-Hat (surely someone this strange must have hyphens, as well as paranoid delusions) is monitoring us. i can only communicate from under a space blanket, and its' just blown away in the rotor wash of a black A109 crewed by pilots with ten tentacles and hypnotic eyes.
I flew over his locale twice today and thankfully he hasn't launched a search for my ID, yet. But I am worried, I might be all over a mass paranoia website by now.
P.M me for the full story, we may have to use ouija boards because I don't think he can intercept those.
SND