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New from the Agricultural Helicopter Company, the Trim 'N' Spray service.
Or, alternatively,
A wash, cut and blow dry for the new salon on the street - A Cut Above The Rest.
Or, alternatively,
A wash, cut and blow dry for the new salon on the street - A Cut Above The Rest.
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Resurrecting an old thread:
"And that, mother******, is how you loop a 145!"
(© Prioria Journal Star, with apologies to the Sisters of the Third Order of St. Francis.)
I/C
"And that, mother******, is how you loop a 145!"
(© Prioria Journal Star, with apologies to the Sisters of the Third Order of St. Francis.)
I/C
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Nun: "Why can't they make these steps a bit bigger?"
Crewman: "Would you like a hand Sister Assumpta?"
Nun: "Keep your filthy hands to yourself - I just cant see the feckers past my feckin' frock"
Crewman: "Would you like a hand Sister Assumpta?"
Nun: "Keep your filthy hands to yourself - I just cant see the feckers past my feckin' frock"
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I vote for Squeaks. Why is there a Bundy Drop Bear there?
For the non-Oz readers, a popular local rum is Bundaberg Rum, and they use a polar bear as their trade mark. There is a local myth (practical joke) about our koalas being drop bears which are terrible monsters which attack people (especially US Marines) and this is usually backed up by someone who has a motor cycle accident scar as proof of how aggressive these little beasts can be.
The rum company has an add which features said polar bear dropping out of a tree to scare the foreign female visitors into the Aussie's tent.
So why is there a drop bear in the drivers seat? And why is the nun there as a diversion from the critical question?
Regards
Blakmax
For the non-Oz readers, a popular local rum is Bundaberg Rum, and they use a polar bear as their trade mark. There is a local myth (practical joke) about our koalas being drop bears which are terrible monsters which attack people (especially US Marines) and this is usually backed up by someone who has a motor cycle accident scar as proof of how aggressive these little beasts can be.
The rum company has an add which features said polar bear dropping out of a tree to scare the foreign female visitors into the Aussie's tent.
So why is there a drop bear in the drivers seat? And why is the nun there as a diversion from the critical question?
Regards
Blakmax
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You're not supposed to pull the cord whilst standing in the station young man and don't make a habit of it.