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Old 7th March 2010 | 13:46
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Lama proves Pilots are not the only ones who can muff dive?
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Old 9th March 2010 | 14:33
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Police find lost missile.
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Old 9th March 2010 | 16:29
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I name this ship ANACPA (translation. now you see it, now you dont)
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Old 9th March 2010 | 16:34
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Oi! You missed a bit!
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Old 9th March 2010 | 19:59
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See, I told you predator had a helicopter !

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Old 9th March 2010 | 22:24
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New from the Agricultural Helicopter Company, the Trim 'N' Spray service.


Or, alternatively,


A wash, cut and blow dry for the new salon on the street - A Cut Above The Rest.
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Old 22nd July 2010 | 15:30
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From: Where I'm pointing...


Image from Gizmodo
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Old 22nd July 2010 | 15:54
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"Darn it, if only we had an undercarriage instead of skids on this baby...
the GOLD wash includes wheel scrub with alloy cleaner

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Old 22nd July 2010 | 18:09
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hope this wash gets all the oil off the airframe
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Old 22nd July 2010 | 21:39
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What do you mean Take the Aerials off ?
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Old 24th July 2012 | 11:10
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Resurrecting an old thread:



"And that, mother******, is how you loop a 145!"

Prioria Journal Star, with apologies to the Sisters of the Third Order of St. Francis.)

I/C
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Old 24th July 2012 | 11:42
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Nun: "Why can't they make these steps a bit bigger?"

Crewman: "Would you like a hand Sister Assumpta?"

Nun: "Keep your filthy hands to yourself - I just cant see the feckers past my feckin' frock"
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Old 24th July 2012 | 11:42
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Gives new meaning to "Life Flight"... your direct link to God

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Old 24th July 2012 | 11:52
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Why is there a Bundy Drop Bear vacating the driver's seat?
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Old 24th July 2012 | 12:05
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I vote for Squeaks. Why is there a Bundy Drop Bear there?

For the non-Oz readers, a popular local rum is Bundaberg Rum, and they use a polar bear as their trade mark. There is a local myth (practical joke) about our koalas being drop bears which are terrible monsters which attack people (especially US Marines) and this is usually backed up by someone who has a motor cycle accident scar as proof of how aggressive these little beasts can be.

The rum company has an add which features said polar bear dropping out of a tree to scare the foreign female visitors into the Aussie's tent.

So why is there a drop bear in the drivers seat? And why is the nun there as a diversion from the critical question?

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Old 24th July 2012 | 12:28
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IC: Most amusing - a great caption!
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Old 24th July 2012 | 13:45
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Its not my fault I left without her, when I asked what the pax load was - you said "None!"
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Old 24th July 2012 | 17:24
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How about,

"Jim's CRM course taught him how to deal with bad habits."

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Old 24th July 2012 | 18:16
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Nun - "look, it's easy....you just touch this chest full of holy relics and you can levitate"
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Old 24th July 2012 | 23:22
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You're not supposed to pull the cord whilst standing in the station young man and don't make a habit of it.
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