I vote for Squeaks. Why is there a Bundy Drop Bear there?
For the non-Oz readers, a popular local rum is Bundaberg Rum, and they use a polar bear as their trade mark. There is a local myth (practical joke) about our koalas being drop bears which are terrible monsters which attack people (especially US Marines) and this is usually backed up by someone who has a motor cycle accident scar as proof of how aggressive these little beasts can be.
The rum company has an add which features said polar bear dropping out of a tree to scare the foreign female visitors into the Aussie's tent.
So why is there a drop bear in the drivers seat? And why is the nun there as a diversion from the critical question?
Regards
Blakmax