Santa arrives by helicopter
Hovering AND talking
Join Date: Feb 2003
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You'd have thought he could have done better than a Schweizer! Where could he put all those presents?
And if he'd arrived in his sleigh flown by reindeer, he'd have been safer in the event of an engine failure!
Cheers
Whirls
And if he'd arrived in his sleigh flown by reindeer, he'd have been safer in the event of an engine failure!
Cheers
Whirls
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Guys, it's time. This is going to hurt a little but it's time. Time to be told.
The fact is... Santa longlines the world's Christmas presents using an ingenious underslung roller-sleigh attachment.
I know, I know. Christmas will never be the same for you now.
The fact is... Santa longlines the world's Christmas presents using an ingenious underslung roller-sleigh attachment.
I know, I know. Christmas will never be the same for you now.
Last edited by choppertop; 7th Dec 2008 at 12:58. Reason: crap typing
Rumour has it that Santa encountered a problem on his pre-season flight check with the US FAA.
It is said the Inspector climbed into the sleigh carrying a shotgun.
When Santa asked what the shotgun was for....he was told "... expect to lose one on take-off!"
It is said the Inspector climbed into the sleigh carrying a shotgun.
When Santa asked what the shotgun was for....he was told "... expect to lose one on take-off!"
