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Old 7th July 2008 | 22:28
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The three great lies in life......

1. "The cheque is in the post!"

2. "I love you too!"

3. "Hi, I'm from Head Office, I'm here to help!"
cheque's in the mail . I will so still love you in the morning - no no I won't come in your mouth
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Old 7th July 2008 | 22:35
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your favourite old timers rules of thumb?
how about sharing some of those old tried and true rules that we could all benefit from???

flying ones that is....
good on ya...

#41
imabell


interesting,.........

not one rule of thumb so far...................
The direction the pitch change assembly moves in a Rotol typically attached to a RR Dart. In to coarse.
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Old 7th July 2008 | 22:58
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not one rule of thumb so far...................
OK, here's one for the waiters: If you put your thumb in the soup and it's too hot, take it out again.
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Old 7th July 2008 | 23:00
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. . . ..and who remembers some of those classic ARIAs that Uncle Roger Bacon ran, long time passing? (Always Remembered Instructor's Advice).

Concentrate on the job. The only time you're on track is when you're crossing it.

This compass is only good for telling you when you're pointing straight ahead. (Write that in the MR).

There is no more vital preflight item than the psyching up to be unremitting in staying alert and scan, scan, scan.

("Something loose in tail." "Something tightened in tail".
"Lump in pilot's seat" . "Lump gone home").
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Old 7th July 2008 | 23:10
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From: Propping up bars in the Lands of D H Lawrence and Bishop Bonner
From King George V - "Never pass up the opportunity to sit down or relieve yourself".

And, maintaining the thumb theme - Polix im posterio, mens in neutro!

Cheers

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Last edited by Whirlygig; 8th July 2008 at 07:49. Reason: Extraneous random letter in Latin for "Thumb"!
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Old 7th July 2008 | 23:27
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Thumbs down

TIBMIN?
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Old 8th July 2008 | 00:40
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From: A hotel somewhere...
Never fly an aircraft that is older than you are.

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Old 8th July 2008 | 01:10
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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
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Old 8th July 2008 | 01:37
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Its better to be down here wishing you were up there, rather than be up there wishing you were down here!

or, in a similar vein.....

There are far more aircraft stuck in the sea than there are submarines stuck in the sky!

and an actually useful helicopter RoT:

Remember PIE.................Power In Early
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Old 8th July 2008 | 01:40
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Don't eat yellow snow...
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Old 8th July 2008 | 02:38
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"interesting,.........

not one rule of thumb so far..................."



you missed mine from page 1.
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Old 8th July 2008 | 04:05
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'Keep your landings equal to your take off's'

'If you pull up on zee lever, and the houwzes don't get zmaller, do not be tempted to pull up on zee lever some more!'

'Don't ever deny your mistakes for you will never learn. Don't just admit your mistakes, broadcast them, sing them and tell as many as you can and you will learn a little with every recital!'
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Old 8th July 2008 | 06:14
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"Stay out of the poo and in the blue"

Best advise I was given for noubt... never followed it when on HEMS, hence the moniker
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Old 8th July 2008 | 09:07
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If it floats, flies or fu**s rent it
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Old 8th July 2008 | 09:35
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No doubt !!!!ehawk will have a clever but unfathomable put down for this post too...

At 500' you can see the legs of cows, but not sheep.
At 250' you can see the legs of sheep.
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Old 8th July 2008 | 09:37
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Sign in a ladies loo in a bar in Taxas (where else?)..........

"If it's got tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"
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Old 8th July 2008 | 10:07
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Thumbs up Lifer 1

NEVER let your ambition exceed you or your machines ability !!

If you do something and it works well for years or thousands of hrs keep doing it that way !!
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Old 8th July 2008 | 11:04
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On a trip to Ireland I met a very senior racehorse trainer who said to me "You know ANOrak, when you get to my age there are three "nevers":
1. Never pass a pissery
2. Never waste an erection
and
3. Never trust a fart!"

Very good rules of thumb!
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Old 8th July 2008 | 11:41
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Uttered in a soft Carolinian drawl, when a colleague had just got over a bad dose of the trots.......

"Happiness is a dry fart!"

or phonetically

"Happiness is a drah fort!"
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Old 8th July 2008 | 12:00
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If it Flys, Floats or F..ks, HIRE IT !
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