Power lines?

[ScrumpyLuvver]

I do however own a horses which was very scared the other day.
Thanks for all the info from the rest

Wondered what it was doing other than scaring sheep and horses?

Bit inciteful mate to fall back on the old "chill pill" gag..

No need for a "Chill Pill" as I think you got off pretty lightly from what I have seen as a newbie on this site..

K48

I am gonna be smiling at the thought of your brother buried in the mulberry bush..


Here's a cracker.. An old friend of mine (female) wanted me to meet her new boyfriend () who ran a riding school in Italy.. She was oblivious to our instant dislike of each other and asked him to provide 2 horses for me and her to go out on a hack.. I will let your imagination do the rest but suffice to say, I lived through the experience (only just) and learnt a few important lessons (none of them riding related) in the process..

What I will never know is how he managed to get the horse to be so chilled for the first hour of the hack and only turn into "il diavolo" when I was at the furthest point away from civilization. He turned into a cruise missile all the way back to the stable.. think ditches, 90 degree turns on gravel onto narrow bridges over small ravines etc..

The moral of the story I think you can guess..

SL

[Pandalet]

The moral of the story I think you can guess..

Don't sleep with blokes, they're nothing but trouble?

[paco]

PPdude - they may have been waiting for the electricity board to arrive having found something dangerous. It's standard practice to "observe" and they may not have been able to land as it's difficult enough to get permission to put the poles in let alone land a helicopter

phil

[500e]

Paco
And they told me Dubai was all sand, who can you trust today

K48 tell more about mulberry bush ours is 40 Ft. high and about 25 diameter we call them trees in UK

[purge98]

PPdude I suggest you go and do some more mucking out; it will be less stressful for your brain.

Watch out your little pony doesn't kick your ass when the next helio flys over though.

[topendtorque]

Don't sleep with blokes, they're nothing but trouble?

Pandalet?????????????????

[ericferret]

Scrumpyluvver


Horse thinking (very very slowly)

Why is this fat bugger on my back.
Hey why am I leaving all my mates behind.
Thats my dinner in that field and we are going away from it.
I dont want to go nooooooooooooooooooo!!

Hey we've turned round.
Home is thataway.
Goodbye fat bugger
Have a laugh with the mates
Dinner
YeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Standard horse operating procedure I'm afraid.