Scrumpyluvver
Horse thinking (very very slowly)
Why is this fat bugger on my back.
Hey why am I leaving all my mates behind.
Thats my dinner in that field and we are going away from it.
I dont want to go nooooooooooooooooooo!!
Hey we've turned round.
Home is thataway.
Goodbye fat bugger
Have a laugh with the mates
Dinner
YeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Standard horse operating procedure I'm afraid.