Caption Contest - Great Prize

[fishtits]

Look, it's five o clock on a Friday afternoon - let's just pretend we didn't see it....

[Memetic]

"Well if i'd noticed the underslung hook do you think i'd have my trousers this far up my *ss?!"

[cl12pv2s]

Man To Woman: I put in the order for walkie talkies and cell phones 2 years ago. In the meantime, we'll just have to pretend....

Man: Fuel Services to Base....Yes, 253WB needs 100 gallons....and they're looking for a quick turn around.

Woman: Hmmm...I don't think anyone's buying it! Come on let's go.

[diethelm]

In honor of the Austrailan contingent:

Show me your ........

[av8rbpm]

Captions

1. "Bad cop, no doughnut"

2. "The bad cops had to guard the airport...the really bad ones didn't get a hat."

3. "Here's our story, we don't know how my hat got on top of the helicopter, and we were never here."

[ShyTorque]

Gone for small change, my arse - he's had his chance. If he's not back in five minutes he gets the parking ticket!

[bloodycrow]

Hey Martha..I just heard that the price of cat fish has gone up again!

[Flugplatz]

I have 2 perfectly wretched captions; take your pick:

1. Man: "So what's it like being the air stewardess on that thing?"

Woman: "Oh, you know, it has its ups and downs"


2. Man: "Have you seen my new toy helicopter anywhere?"

Woman: "Yes, it's lying over there on the ground in front of that camera"

[Slow Motion]

(woman) I'm tellin ya, it's no elephant. They have ears like this....

[Lightning_Boy]

Man: "It's right what they say, smoking an invisable pipe does make your toes grow through you shoe."


Woman: "Can you believe it, that bloody bird !!!!! hit me right on my trouser zipper."

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No - I can still hear a whining noise even though the engine's stopped - must be the navigator/engineer/crewman*

*delete as appropriate

[Thud_and_Blunder]

..Then if you shake it really hard and hold it to your ear like this, you can hear the sea...

or

..Where Madonna got the original idea for the Vogue

[Staticdroop]

"Did you hear that arrive?"
"Didn't hear a thing"
"Good these Eurocopters"
"Does what it says on the tin"

[sprocket]

"Hey Boss, I dunno what to do, according to the regulations parking is a bit of a grey area!"

[Wantel Week]

'Eleanor, I've given it some thought and I think I know what the problem is. Your blow dryer is too big.'

[4ero]

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[ozgoldmember]

I know we're African but I really don't see the resemblance to a Gazelle!

[Banjo George]

A standard 'chest level' examination of the blade tip via adroit use of a broom handle revealed there had indeed been a birdstrike.

[Rotor Driver]

Hey! Don't leave your Euro-Litter in the street, clean it up.

[Brian Dixon]

So you're telling me that you're incorrectly dressed on parade because you got hit in the head by that thing, and it knocked your hat off??