Caption Contest - Great Prize
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Man To Woman: I put in the order for walkie talkies and cell phones 2 years ago. In the meantime, we'll just have to pretend....
Man: Fuel Services to Base....Yes, 253WB needs 100 gallons....and they're looking for a quick turn around.
Woman: Hmmm...I don't think anyone's buying it! Come on let's go.
Man: Fuel Services to Base....Yes, 253WB needs 100 gallons....and they're looking for a quick turn around.
Woman: Hmmm...I don't think anyone's buying it! Come on let's go.
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1. "Bad cop, no doughnut"
2. "The bad cops had to guard the airport...the really bad ones didn't get a hat."
3. "Here's our story, we don't know how my hat got on top of the helicopter, and we were never here."
2. "The bad cops had to guard the airport...the really bad ones didn't get a hat."
3. "Here's our story, we don't know how my hat got on top of the helicopter, and we were never here."
Avoid imitations
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Gone for small change, my arse - he's had his chance. If he's not back in five minutes he gets the parking ticket!
I have 2 perfectly wretched captions; take your pick:
1. Man: "So what's it like being the air stewardess on that thing?"
Woman: "Oh, you know, it has its ups and downs"
2. Man: "Have you seen my new toy helicopter anywhere?"
Woman: "Yes, it's lying over there on the ground in front of that camera"
1. Man: "So what's it like being the air stewardess on that thing?"
Woman: "Oh, you know, it has its ups and downs"
2. Man: "Have you seen my new toy helicopter anywhere?"
Woman: "Yes, it's lying over there on the ground in front of that camera"
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Man: "It's right what they say, smoking an invisable pipe does make your toes grow through you shoe."
Woman: "Can you believe it, that bloody bird sh*t hit me right on my trouser zipper."
Woman: "Can you believe it, that bloody bird sh*t hit me right on my trouser zipper."
No - I can still hear a whining noise even though the engine's stopped - must be the navigator/engineer/crewman*
*delete as appropriate
*delete as appropriate
..Then if you shake it really hard and hold it to your ear like this, you can hear the sea...
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..Where Madonna got the original idea for the Vogue
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..Where Madonna got the original idea for the Vogue
A really irritating PPRuNer
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So you're telling me that you're incorrectly dressed on parade because you got hit in the head by that thing, and it knocked your hat off??