Look, it's five o clock on a Friday afternoon - let's just pretend we didn't see it....

"Well if i'd noticed the underslung hook do you think i'd have my trousers this far up my *ss?!"

Man To Woman: I put in the order for walkie talkies and cell phones 2 years ago. In the meantime, we'll just have to pretend....

Man: Fuel Services to Base....Yes, 253WB needs 100 gallons....and they're looking for a quick turn around.

Woman: Hmmm...I don't think anyone's buying it! Come on let's go.

In honor of the Austrailan contingent:

Show me your ........

1. "Bad cop, no doughnut"

2. "The bad cops had to guard the airport...the really bad ones didn't get a hat."

3. "Here's our story, we don't know how my hat got on top of the helicopter, and we were never here."

Gone for small change, my arse - he's had his chance. If he's not back in five minutes he gets the parking ticket!

Hey Martha..I just heard that the price of cat fish has gone up again!

I have 2 perfectly wretched captions; take your pick:

1. Man: "So what's it like being the air stewardess on that thing?"

Woman: "Oh, you know, it has its ups and downs"


2. Man: "Have you seen my new toy helicopter anywhere?"

Woman: "Yes, it's lying over there on the ground in front of that camera"

(woman) I'm tellin ya, it's no elephant. They have ears like this....

Man: "It's right what they say, smoking an invisable pipe does make your toes grow through you shoe."


Woman: "Can you believe it, that bloody bird !!!!! hit me right on my trouser zipper."

No - I can still hear a whining noise even though the engine's stopped - must be the navigator/engineer/crewman*

*delete as appropriate

..Then if you shake it really hard and hold it to your ear like this, you can hear the sea...

or

..Where Madonna got the original idea for the Vogue

"Did you hear that arrive?"
"Didn't hear a thing"
"Good these Eurocopters"
"Does what it says on the tin"

"Hey Boss, I dunno what to do, according to the regulations parking is a bit of a grey area!"

'Eleanor, I've given it some thought and I think I know what the problem is. Your blow dryer is too big.'

ant wins photo comp

I know we're African but I really don't see the resemblance to a Gazelle!

A standard 'chest level' examination of the blade tip via adroit use of a broom handle revealed there had indeed been a birdstrike.

Hey! Don't leave your Euro-Litter in the street, clean it up.

So you're telling me that you're incorrectly dressed on parade because you got hit in the head by that thing, and it knocked your hat off??