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Old 1st Jul 2005, 15:39
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Post to all wannabe who want a job.

please, stop to dream to become a pilot.
I receive many emails from pilots who do not find a job, and the situation is not going to change.

consider that after you training , cpl, IR, multi, MCC you will have to pay for a type rating.
you will find yourself in a situation where you will not be able to pay back your parents, family, bank,...

at this time, there is a shortage of train drivers.It is a good job, you can play with the "tuuu-tuuu", and make "tchou tchou tchou tchou"
my friends who are drivers, are very happy. They stop in big train stations, meet many nice girls,...and have a good paycheck.

one of my friend (Jacky, the king of the rail) is captain on the TGV (train a grande vitesse), he drives faster than an airbus and he doesnt want be a pilot anymore, He does not make "tuuuu tuuu" but "twiiii-twiii".

he told me the job is much funnier ,and he has less pressure, except he has to be on time at home to be with his freaky kids(they are on drug BTW)!.
his cabin is like an airbus, a glass cockpit, and everything is managed by a GPS and a compter.
he drives only 3-4 hours a day, 3-4 days a week.
his wife, she is really sexy. much better than a BA crewmember. she weight only 220 lbs and shave only once a day.

with the extra money my friend does, he can buy her extra blades for her legs.(and face, but this is a secret)

anyway, to be a train driver is not for everybody!

Please contact your local train station for more info.
Good luck!


(ok I am kidding!!!but heh, we must have some fun here time to times, so what more about jacky?)
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Old 1st Jul 2005, 15:48
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Can't we ban him? I mean it was really funny to start with but now its just boring

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Old 1st Jul 2005, 15:50
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Surely Jetblast for this. Mods?
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Old 1st Jul 2005, 15:59
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you can not, first amendment , or speech liberty!
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Old 1st Jul 2005, 16:01
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I'd love to see the TGV go faster than a passenger jet!
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Old 1st Jul 2005, 16:02
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I think I can tell why you've not got a job.
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First ammendment? Europe? Danny's site? No constitution (thank God) on either part, ammended or not.
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Old 1st Jul 2005, 16:24
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This Weirdo is alway complaining he can't get a job. Not surprising when he spends all his time all day every day on here!

This Weirdo is always complaining his mates can't get flying jobs. Well, not surprisng as his mates (dubious that he really has any) are bound to be Weirdo's like him.

At first you were quite funny, but its now getting so tedious. People don't listen to losers, so you may as well quit posting as we all started ignorong you a long time ago!

Now off!!
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Old 1st Jul 2005, 18:47
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You cannot get a job if you spend all day on PRuNe!!

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Old 1st Jul 2005, 21:19
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spacecake must be busy on his A320 course
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2 words: Toss Pot
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 07:56
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GO SPACEMAN!!!!!!!
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 10:09
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If you don't want to read it, you can ban him (or her) yourself. Hit profile and "add to ignore list". No need to add to the burden of moderators. And anyway, I am sure if he were banned, a Spaceman1001 would appear as quick as you can say "everybody hates me why can't I get a job"
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 10:14
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Spaceman, I got a job on a Jet Yesterday. Less then 250 Hrs. So did two other low hour'd guys that were there.

Maybe its time for an attitude transplant?
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 10:44
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well done Telstar

Who with?

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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 14:27
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spaceman bashers give the astronaut a break - all that zero gravity has obviously had some serious side effects - perhaps NASA's medical dept should be invoved? But seriously, his posts are priceless - I say keep 'em coming, I laugh my mamaries off!!!
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 15:13
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hello my dear fellow friends,

there is a train which goes fast like a plane, 500km/h on a magnetic rail, and it is in japan, and the TGV will go soon up to 270km/h.

how fast do you go with your British train?

the futur is in the train system, not in aviation. look at all these guys looking for a job.Be realistic, airlines want pilots with thousand hours jet. Do you have these MINIMUM requirements?

so why not to consider a career as a train pilot?at least you will make good money, a good life, and you will be home everynight with your wife and kids.

I am considering to change my job, and we we talk later when I will be in my TGV and you, with no money left and no job!!!

so now what do you have to say?
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 16:27
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I am considering to change my job
WHAT? After funding your type rating?? are you sure you're not talking more b@ll@cks.....
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 16:47
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I have to say that it gave me a laugh!

Wrong forum maybe though . . .
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Old 2nd Jul 2005, 16:52
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so now what do you have to say?
At the risk of repeating myself, I got a job yesterday, and so did two other 250 hr guys from Spain.

Its because your, well, a Space Cadet!
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