AEROplane???

[Mike Cross]

True, but he demonstrated that he understands what it means.

GP to Jack's wife
"What form of contraception do you and your husband use?"
"Well he gets out at Fratton"

As opposed to going all the way to Portsmouth Harbour. Your good lady wife, being of a medical persuasion will no doubt supply any additional explanation that you may require.

Mike

[Cusco]

You figure out what C***** stands for and you'll see i did tell you.

BTW the pint was just the job.

Cusco (with a definite trade advantage) but the pint's already gone)

[foxmoth]

OK, worked it out now!