Would anyone be kind enough to explain to me the reason behind these bigoted textile reponses?

I simply wish to pay my fare like any other passenger, and travel in a way which will make me far more comfortable.

Whether or not my "toddle and two" is on display is irrelevant. I am a paying customer like any other.

What you don't seem to care about is that you will be making potentially two hundred odd people uncomfortable.

To me that is selfish.

And getting on a plane where I may take up two seats would not be selfish?

What about taking a screaming baby on board? Is that not selfish?

If you take up two seats you pay for two. So, no.

Sometimes it is necessary for parents to avoid leaving their babies at home on their own. I'm sure you understand the reasons why. I am also sure that they don't make their babies scream intentionally. So, no.

Is it really necessary for you to fly for a couple of hours without clothes on? No, it isn't.

You intentionally want to make people feel uncomfortable, despite being aware of their sensibilities, just because you can, no other reason. Instead you could travel like everyone else to your nudist event where you can then parade around proudly, wearing as little as you like, for as long as you like.

Compromise or don't travel.

Yeah, we know what trolls want :E

nudeflyer, you are doing very well but although is meant as a compliment, you must realise that I have not supported you in the idea you are trying to promote.

We all know it won't happen and I, as a life-long naturist (I can prove that because I was born naked) would never dream of doing what you are saying is your intention.

Dont go BA au naturel as I heard someone recently sued them for catching headlice on an international flight. And dont sit at an exit row, too many draughts. :)

Have you considered body painting, Nudeflyer?

You could be true to your principles, but pull the wool over the eyes of those pesky textile nazis, known as the police and airport security.

Then, if you wish to be a Nudemartyr, you could take a bar of imperial leather and wash it off in the lav :}

Nudeflyer - you keep mentioning "screaming kids" in a negative way...

Have you concidered that the sight of you nude might induce more screaming from any kids onboard?

Try:
- Walking down the high street
- Getting on a bus
- Turning up to work

or any other number of activities nude and see what happens.

Why would you expect it to be any different on an aircraft?

Because I have paid for transportation, and I expect my needs to be catered for, the same as a disabled or elderly passenger might expect special treatment.

Do your special needs include dealing with dribbling?

To achieve such illiteracy, in such a short number of words :D

Nudeflyer Dont bother you wont even get past check in! Check in staff can if needed request that a passenger dress's in a respectable manor if you refuse you wont be going any where!

His spelling may be bad, but he makes a valid point!

Would that include the 'Mile High Club'?

His point is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx , as the OP won't get anywhere near checkin, but please try to get into the spirit of the thread.

Where does sex come into it?

Who said anything about
sex? However if it does,
at least you'll be suitably
dressed for it.:ok:

nudeflyer,

Rather than displaying what you have "down under" you might want to consider travelling "down under," where you might find a more favourable response. Maybe even an enlightened airline, where the Chief Executive Officer (masquerading as a baggage handler) joins in with the theme.

(a very good airline it is as well!)