nudeflyer - please take your own seat cushion with you, or at least a cover for one, I don't want your seat after you have sat on it in the 'buff' for a couple of hours:yuk:


(Good troll by the way, you have been here before under a different name, but suggesting something equally ridiculous, turned into quite an amusing thread).


Countdown to Jet Blast, 10...........9.............

Then may I suggest you travel as God made you, but don't be entirely surprised if the police/security ask you politely to follow them into their office.

Okay, Nudeflyer, so when and where is this great event taking place? If you're standing by your prinicples I assume you won't mind telling us.

My guess would be Bergerac. Watch out fellow passengers on flights FR854 / FR8592!

Awwww, Tightslot we're having fun! Don't be grumpy with us...

Someone has done the legwork: Woman in strop strip for Bermuda airport customs ? The Register

Seems after customs is the key.

No. Although the fatty didn't intentionally put on fifty pounds just for a flight to France and the stinky one probably can't help it.

You however, can remain clothed.

OK, nudeflyer, cut the crap - we're calling your bluff (buff?). We want dates, times and flight numbers. Otherwise, sounds like a load of :mad: to me.

Tangent Alert
 

Nudists...lots of them on naked bike ride across London earlier this year, however astonished at the number of folks that HIRED a Boris Bike and didn't use a towel to sit on.

That was an eye opener, slightly creepy that
1) Most were not attractive and my eyes bled for days afterwards
2) Some had very young kids wearing next to nothing along with them....felt seedy, that did.

Hence not really thinking an aluminium tube miles in the sky is the best place for something provocative like nudity with kids around.

Of course the bum bag would need to go through the x-ray at security. Presumably they will let you hang onto your passport or boarding pass. Would they be big enough if you don't mind me asking?
:O

In the unlikely event of being allowed to board the (air-conditioned) aircraft - be prepared for comments from the cabin crew along the lines of "Oh I didn't realise they came that small."

Of course you can be reasonably sure that, if you got that far, CC would treat the matter with a certain sense of humour (although probably a cruel rather than a sympathetic one).

Airport security, on the other hand, would be likely to suffer complete sense of humour failure. Then again "failure" implies something that was serviceable to begin with so let's skim over that one.

I feel it would be OK to allow my manhood to hang free for the purposes of security. At least it cannot be said I am hiding any contraband.

In terms of cleanliness, I intend to bring my own "nude sheet" which I shall be draping over my seat.

nudefyer - you are probably the finest Troll we have seen here for many moons.

SOE I know it can seem strange that people of all shapes and sizes are happy to take their clothes off, and do so when possible, but it's called life. The great thing about naturism is that we all accept each other for how we are without criticism.

I realise that it can seem strange that children and young people can be happy to be naturist - but it happens like that all over the world. It helps them to not be concerned about their body image as dictated by the media.

Nudeflyer

If you annoy the cabin crew, they may apply the plasticuffs in a way that could cause your eyes to water :E

PAXboy has hit the nail on the head.

If I wish to travel naked, I will do so. There is nothing even remotely seedy about the mere absence of clothes, whatever company you keep.

The only "problems" are the ones that the prudish Joe public creates for itself.

I'm rether perplexed. Do you think MoLwill charge a supplement to passengers who wish to fly nude, or will he in future charge extra for carrying clothes (on passengers bodies) ?

On an aircraft I'm afraid you won't. If you choose to bare all after takeoff you will be met by the authorities.

Not my opinion, just a fact.

Maybe Nudeflyer could commission a lycra suit printed with the image of his body as seen through a whole body scanner?

Surely if it is okay to expect people to let the security peeps seem them like that, there is no problem?

Then he could travel nude, but not travel nude.

Lod Spandex masher, for someone with your h ndle, you are not exactly getting into the spirit of this thread.

TTR, you wouldn't want to see me in spandex:}