Aussie pilots are BEST known for their....

[Lifejacket]

Cripes Captain

Are you completely out to lunch?

Is your ego so inflated that you actually think people care what you think others might think about you?

Mate, I'm an Aussie, through and through.

I say, for me and no others, though all are welcome to come aboard this ship if they want, who cares?

If you insist on staring at your navel all day long up there in your oh so lovely jobbie in Japan, try not to demean Australia and Australians.

Most of us couldn't give a stuff!

LJ

[Mark CRUISE]

Underpaid/Overworked or simply Unemployed.

[Gnadenburg]

Kavu

Did your wife confess?

LJ

Relax.

[kavu]

Kaptin M & Gnadenburg

well it's all the aussie chicks I slept with saying their men just don't have what it takes.

Damn I'm good if I don't say so myself

[Gnadenburg]

Heard similar comlplaints from the amorous AIRNZ girls about their own.

They still overnighting in the Perth Hyatt?

Was a turkey shoot for the young AN/QF boys.

[Capt Vegemite]

Kiwi pilots are best known for their.......?

[Torres]

................ Velcro gloves!

[Rich-Fine-Green]

Gee Kavu, I'm amazed you could hear the aussie chicks talk while you were calling out your own name.

[Boeing Belly]

I hear that Kavu takes the sheep skin seat cover fom the cockpit to the hotel on overnights and insists that the lucky girl ( or guy) wears it while he slips one in!!!

[Transition Layer]

Aussie pilots are best known for their...

P*ss taking of Kiwis!!!


TL

[deepee]

....being whinging South Sea Poms

[shortly]

Ozzie pilots are best known for:
their ability to work with anybody - even poms.

[shakespeare]

Small willies!

[AnsettStar]

In my humble opinion...

Of all the pilots I've ever flown with, I'd have to say the Aussies were the most easygoing and had the best sense of humor. And out of all the airlines of flew with, the AN guys(/girls, sorry!) were the best (sorry Qantas!

[kavu]

rfg & bb

ah yes the fine four legged sheep variety. more conversation than the aussie female but the aussie female has the better looks and body.

i can't help it they want to scream out my name.........


oh God......... oh God............ (he he he he)

[Rich-Fine-Green]

Ahh Kavu;

Yes, the Aussie girls may be pleasing to the eye but stick to the bovines;

They are less likely to press charges.

[Misty Air]

You share
We shear

[nasa]

Yes Indeed!!!

Starting inane threads on senseless topics and sitting back and watching 37 (sh!t now 38) equally senseless supposedly professional persons reply to it…..

[Time Bomb Ted]

Of all the pilots I have flown with all around the world,
I can honestly say,
The Australians were one of them.........


Australians are best known for their:

Fondness of Furry Animals on a cold winters morning.

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This Brain is intenionally left blank......

[cjam]

one upmanship

Someone once said that kiwis like to take the **** whereas Ausis extract the whole bladder.