Aussie pilots are BEST known for their....
 

Rrrrightio, here we go - this one should get PLENTY of bights...sorry.....replies!

Being the originator, I would like to proffer the first offering.

THICK SKINS - (fore :D ).

BTW, "whinging/whining" is reserved for our Pommie cousins!! :)

.. but a lot of us started out as involuntarily assisted passage Poms .... if we go back a bit and are honest ....

Well it must be humility and good manners apart from the odd one or two who by outspokeness make it hard for others to follow.
Happened some years back and seems to be happening again judging by some comments on the behaviour of some individuals.:o

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

"We didn't do it that way back in Oz"

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

as short a time as possible.

:D :)

Being good Pisz drinking pilots with an ability to drink at a constant rate for a length of time.

If built by Boeing we would be called the

Boeing XXXX ER

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

Bitching.

Aussie Pilots are best known for:
Their ability to outwit, outsmart, outdo and outbrag anyone on this little world!!!!:D :D :D

Their big watches.

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

Sophisticated and cunning knife in the back that would make a Sicilian mafioso blush.

;) :p

Aussie pilots are BEST known for their....

ENORMOUS....
























Egos.

SG
:)

for their young and free!

and they're apaling gramar and speling!

:D

Aussie Pilots are best known for..........

Being gods gift to.........















Everything..........yeah right:p

Patience
 

.:mad:

Oz pilots are best known for:

Our awesome VB pyramids we leave around the world.

:D :p :D :p :eek: :eek: :eek:

Flighteeeee;

I do hope you are talking about VB the beer.:D

over inflated egos and small c&*ks

... the ability to find the tallest poppy we can and not rest until it is brought down. :(

over inflated egos and small c&*ks

kavu........you've been looking :eek:

I think the following (from my PNG days) typifies what Aussie pilots are best known for:

What is a Talair Pilot?

Between the security of second childhood and the insecurity of childhood, we find that fascinating group of humanity called Talair pilots. They come in all shapes, sizes, weights and states of drunkenness.

They can be found anywhere - in planes, in crewrooms, in love, in bars, and always in debt. Girls love them, towns tolerate them and the government supports them. A Talair pilot is laziness with a deck of cards, bravery with dark glasses, and the protector of the Earth with a copy of Playboy. He has the brains of an idiot, the energy of a sea turtle, the slyness of a fox, the stories of a sea captain, the sincerity of a liar, the aspirations of a Casanova and when he wants anything it is usually connected with leave.

Some of his interests are - gins, silver bellies (occasionally) and members of the opposite sex. No one else can cram into their pocket, a little black book, a packet of crushed cigarettes, a picture of his girl, a comb, a pack of cards, a can opener and what’s left of last months pay.

He likes to spend his money on silver bellies, some on beer, some on repairs to his car, some on cards, the rest he spends foolishly.

A Talair pilot is a magical creature; you can keep him out of your house but not out of trouble. You can chase him out of Operations on orders, but not out of the courthouse, or post office.

He is a one and only, bleary eyed good for nothing bundle of worries, but all your dreams become insignificant when he comes into your office, stands at attention in front of you with those bleary eyes and says “GO AND GET %$#^&*!”

That conjures an almost forgotten mental apparition of many old friends who post here, including Sharpie, Windy, Capt Vege and many more..........

:D :D :D :D