Chemtrails?
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Well, I'm sure glad this rubbish has moved down under; might us a break. I've had apparently intelligent people up here in the UK do their utmost to convince me about CTs, even shown me pictures (of simple contrails). When I explained that I was an air traffic controller working in a centre covering most of the UK and not only would we see them on radar but guys near me would be talking to the aircraft - if they existed - I was told we were "covering up the truth"..
i has just discovered that those flashing things yer see at night on the end of aircraft wings are actually Neuralyzers. Don't look at aircraft at night..
Anti Neuralyzer glasses are available on ebay..
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A new twist.
A few weeks ago one of the nut jobs approached an AeroMexico FO after a flight and asked him about chemtrails. He was filming at the time. The FO asked him to turn the camera off which the CT pretended to do. What followed was the FO saying he had heard of chemtrails but trying to be diplomatic to an obvious nutcase, he tried to infer that nothing he had been proved. The last thing he said, a throwaway line about maybe being a necessary evil, has entered "chemtrail" theory folklore.
I managed to contact the FO via PPRUNE and he has been reporting the video to YouTube which has been deleting it on the grounds that the pilot asked for the camera to be turned off and it wasn't. The chemmies however are plastering everywhere they can as "absolute proof" of their claims.
Others are now trying the same trick. This happened in an Aussie airport a couple of days ago. The poster is a 12 year old boy who apparently is a chemtrail believer who intercepts a BA pilot who has no knowledge of chemtrails at all, but confuses Geo Engineering with cloud seeding, something the chemmies do all the time. More "PROOF" apparently.
Be warned, this is going to happen more and more and they will never post the replies they get that don't suit their agenda.
Pilot Chat:Geo-Engineering - YouTube
A few weeks ago one of the nut jobs approached an AeroMexico FO after a flight and asked him about chemtrails. He was filming at the time. The FO asked him to turn the camera off which the CT pretended to do. What followed was the FO saying he had heard of chemtrails but trying to be diplomatic to an obvious nutcase, he tried to infer that nothing he had been proved. The last thing he said, a throwaway line about maybe being a necessary evil, has entered "chemtrail" theory folklore.
I managed to contact the FO via PPRUNE and he has been reporting the video to YouTube which has been deleting it on the grounds that the pilot asked for the camera to be turned off and it wasn't. The chemmies however are plastering everywhere they can as "absolute proof" of their claims.
Others are now trying the same trick. This happened in an Aussie airport a couple of days ago. The poster is a 12 year old boy who apparently is a chemtrail believer who intercepts a BA pilot who has no knowledge of chemtrails at all, but confuses Geo Engineering with cloud seeding, something the chemmies do all the time. More "PROOF" apparently.
Be warned, this is going to happen more and more and they will never post the replies they get that don't suit their agenda.
Pilot Chat:Geo-Engineering - YouTube
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Always a favorite..the KC-10 Sprayer Video
The original, from TankerEnemy.com. It is just a USAF KC-10 Extender flying through patches of warm moist air, forming an aerodynamic contrail off the leading edge of the wing. It was filmed by the flight engineer from the trailing KC-10, since they were flying in formation.
TankerEnemy takes their time to circle the flap hinges which they perceive to be spray nozzles, spraying deadly chemicals into the skies. The replies for a lot of these videos gets pretty violent, with people advocating physical harm, even death to pilots, going as far as to urge one another to purchase Stinger missiles and SAM's to shoot airliners down.
It became such a joke in the KC-10 community, that the FE that filmed it, rereleased the video with fake voiceovers, pretending they were actually "spraying a chemtrail". He even went on TankerEnemy to ridicule them and tell them it was a spoof.
TankerEnemy takes their time to circle the flap hinges which they perceive to be spray nozzles, spraying deadly chemicals into the skies. The replies for a lot of these videos gets pretty violent, with people advocating physical harm, even death to pilots, going as far as to urge one another to purchase Stinger missiles and SAM's to shoot airliners down.
It became such a joke in the KC-10 community, that the FE that filmed it, rereleased the video with fake voiceovers, pretending they were actually "spraying a chemtrail". He even went on TankerEnemy to ridicule them and tell them it was a spoof.
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Stopped watching 'Horizon' a while ago because I thought it was becoming rather lightweight and folksy but noticed it was discussing 'chemtrails' the other day so decided to watch it.
Hardly got started when it was stated that contrails only began when jet engines came into use!
Swift dive for the channel changer.
Hardly got started when it was stated that contrails only began when jet engines came into use!
Swift dive for the channel changer.
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Just a request for the fly boys spraying these dangerous 'chemtrails' into the air. Can we have some different colours if that's ok? Some blue? Red etc?
Actually, would you even see blue smoke in the sky?
Actually, would you even see blue smoke in the sky?
Have you not seen the so called "aerobatic" teams spray their particularly nasty concoction of Chemtrail? What better opportunity than a massive crowd of people at a special event(even the Queen cops it when they fly up the Mall!) to spray the super concentrate which only comes in red and blue. Thats why people are made to take an interest in aviation and have their faces looking upwards so they can't shield their mucous membranes from absorbing as much as possible.
You know it makes sense!
You know it makes sense!
short flights long nights
I still want explained to me what these loonies think that these so called chem trails are meant to be doing to us.
short flights long nights
Ok, I see. No I haven't seen them. Now I am worried.
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Received some rubbish via email a few days ago saying that we are being chemtrailed daily by piston engined aircraft that burn Avgas, which has lead in it. Photo in the background clearly showed contrails from jet aircraft. 
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After reading all of this, perhaps we should start spraying a good portion of the general public.
I know there are whole States that probably shouldnt be allowed to reproduce any longer...
I know there are whole States that probably shouldnt be allowed to reproduce any longer...
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I don't want sprayed by anything from a crop duster, including West Nile mosquito control insecticide. (Does seem like it would be great to fly like that...."Don't want to miss any spots under that bridge there.")
sorry to drag up an aging thread, but what the hell, this gave me a great laugh...
not sure if linking to bookFace is allowed here but have a gander at the "International Chemtrail Association" page there.
Very well done satire and some truly great trolling, just have a read of some of the comments.
Merry Xmas all
not sure if linking to bookFace is allowed here but have a gander at the "International Chemtrail Association" page there.
Very well done satire and some truly great trolling, just have a read of some of the comments.
Merry Xmas all
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It's the comments from zealous nutbags (who amply demonstrate their complete obliviousnessocityfulmanship as regards satire) that make it all worthwhile.
In much the same vein as The Onion or Duffelblog. Love it.
In much the same vein as The Onion or Duffelblog. Love it.
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Chemtrails
I am deeply saddened but not surprised that many of these so called pilots are nothing more than disinformation specialists. I want you to know you are in the minority. More Americans everyday are waking up to whats going on in this country and soon they will rise up and end your little party once and for all.
