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We're closer to Australia?!
That explains the stench,
I just moved my bed 30 cm East to counteract it.
We're closer to Australia?!
That explains the stench,
I just moved my bed 30 cm East to counteract it.
12 inches is only tiny - my ex husband showed me.
kiwi chick Hahahaha!!
I don't know what all the fuss is about. 12 inches is only tiny - my ex husband showed me.
I don't know what all the fuss is about. 12 inches is only tiny - my ex husband showed me.
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No no no GG..
You mean the only way for Aussie to get twelve inches is to STEAL it..
(and it'll probably be a french loaf or stick..or something else bready)
I feel sorry for the poor bugger, the only way an aussie can get twelve inches is to fold it in half
(and it'll probably be a french loaf or stick..or something else bready)
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No no no GG..
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I feel sorry for the poor bugger, the only way an aussie can get twelve inches is to fold it in half
You mean the only way for Aussie to get twelve inches is to STEAL it..
(and it'll probably be a french loaf or stick..or something else bready)
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No no no GG..
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I feel sorry for the poor bugger, the only way an aussie can get twelve inches is to fold it in half
You mean the only way for Aussie to get twelve inches is to STEAL it..
(and it'll probably be a french loaf or stick..or something else bready)
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Why would we want to be any closer to Aussie... the place is full of stuff that will kill you. Spiders, snakes, crocs, jellyfish, Aussie wimmin, all programmed to kill. What do we have? One slightly nasty spider. That's it.
And when it isn't burning up it is flooding. And at the same time to boot. Very odd country.
In any case, it is just one big desert with bits of "civilisation" around the fringes.
Not that civilised, it turns out, because they have forgotten how to play cricket and their rugby team are a bunch of girls. They have that other form of rugby, but that isn't really rugger at all, just a Hollywood version of the real thing. Sad.
And they have CASA... and Mardi Gras...(shudder)
Nope. We don't want to get any closer to any of that. Let's find an earthquake that will shove us the other way...
And when it isn't burning up it is flooding. And at the same time to boot. Very odd country.
In any case, it is just one big desert with bits of "civilisation" around the fringes.
Not that civilised, it turns out, because they have forgotten how to play cricket and their rugby team are a bunch of girls. They have that other form of rugby, but that isn't really rugger at all, just a Hollywood version of the real thing. Sad.
And they have CASA... and Mardi Gras...(shudder)
Nope. We don't want to get any closer to any of that. Let's find an earthquake that will shove us the other way...
Why would we want to be any closer to Aussie... the place is full of stuff that will kill you. Spiders, snakes, crocs, jellyfish, Aussie wimmin, all programmed to kill. What do we have? One slightly nasty spider. That's it.
And when it isn't burning up it is flooding. And at the same time to boot. Very odd country.
In any case, it is just one big desert with bits of "civilisation" around the fringes.
Not that civilised, it turns out, because they have forgotten how to play cricket and their rugby team are a bunch of girls. They have that other form of rugby, but that isn't really rugger at all, just a Hollywood version of the real thing. Sad.
And they have CASA... and Mardi Gras...(shudder)
Nope. We don't want to get any closer to any of that. Let's find an earthquake that will shove us the other way...
And when it isn't burning up it is flooding. And at the same time to boot. Very odd country.
In any case, it is just one big desert with bits of "civilisation" around the fringes.
Not that civilised, it turns out, because they have forgotten how to play cricket and their rugby team are a bunch of girls. They have that other form of rugby, but that isn't really rugger at all, just a Hollywood version of the real thing. Sad.
And they have CASA... and Mardi Gras...(shudder)
Nope. We don't want to get any closer to any of that. Let's find an earthquake that will shove us the other way...
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Remoak
Perhaps we could export a couple of volcanos to AUS and blow the feckers to smithers.
Coconut99
You have it right mate The Aussies were originally known as the sheep shaggers ,not the Kiwis.Still a common phrase in NZ Sheep shagger= Aussie
Perhaps we could export a couple of volcanos to AUS and blow the feckers to smithers.
Coconut99
You have it right mate The Aussies were originally known as the sheep shaggers ,not the Kiwis.Still a common phrase in NZ Sheep shagger= Aussie
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