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On the subject of this 'Super' business, it's really all a bit much. It's like me calling my U206G a 'Utililiner Golf'. Come on...
Yesterday out near Jabiru, there was an exchange on 126.7 that went something like this:
ABC: 'ABC joins downwind runway 09, Jabiru.'
Random: 'Oooh yeah!'
ABC: 'Ooooh yeah!'
Me (unable to resist): 'Ooooh yeah!'
Random: 'Oh yeah!'
Radio calls on that frequency were suffixed for the succeeding several minutes by that phrase. Silliness ensued.
And today, on centre frequency for FNQ:
Centre: 'NX* (Njet 717), contact centre 124.1 (or similar), g'day.'
NX*: 'Brisbane Centre, g'day, NX* maintaining Flight Level 330.'
Centre: 'NX*, hello again, still with me on 134.1.'
NX*: 'I was just practising.'
Centre: 'Sounded Good.'
Yesterday out near Jabiru, there was an exchange on 126.7 that went something like this:
ABC: 'ABC joins downwind runway 09, Jabiru.'
Random: 'Oooh yeah!'
ABC: 'Ooooh yeah!'
Me (unable to resist): 'Ooooh yeah!'
Random: 'Oh yeah!'
Radio calls on that frequency were suffixed for the succeeding several minutes by that phrase. Silliness ensued.
And today, on centre frequency for FNQ:
Centre: 'NX* (Njet 717), contact centre 124.1 (or similar), g'day.'
NX*: 'Brisbane Centre, g'day, NX* maintaining Flight Level 330.'
Centre: 'NX*, hello again, still with me on 134.1.'
NX*: 'I was just practising.'
Centre: 'Sounded Good.'
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Quote:
ABC: 'ABC joins downwind runway 09, Jabiru.'
Random: 'Oooh yeah!'
ABC: 'Ooooh yeah!'
Me (unable to resist): 'Ooooh yeah!'
Random: 'Oh yeah!'
HAHAHAHA
That had to be Smarty, I'm sure of it
ABC: 'ABC joins downwind runway 09, Jabiru.'
Random: 'Oooh yeah!'
ABC: 'Ooooh yeah!'
Me (unable to resist): 'Ooooh yeah!'
Random: 'Oh yeah!'
HAHAHAHA
That had to be Smarty, I'm sure of it
Extensive Holding delays into Sydney..........
ABC: Where can we expect holding?
CTR (female): Expect to be held in the Manly area!
A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked."
Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
"Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
ABC: Where can we expect holding?
CTR (female): Expect to be held in the Manly area!
A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked."
Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
"Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
An oldie but.......
Unknown aircraft on a quite day: I'm F****** Bored.
ATC: Aircraft that just transmitted identify yourself at once!
Unknown aircraft: I said I was F****** bored not F****** stupid!
Unknown aircraft on a quite day: I'm F****** Bored.
ATC: Aircraft that just transmitted identify yourself at once!
Unknown aircraft: I said I was F****** bored not F****** stupid!
Me arriving in the circuit and turning base in a straight 65: "Bundy traffic, Queenair FDV turning base rwy 14 Bundy."
Mustang waiting to enter: "XXX holding short 14 have the King Air sighted."
Me:"Bundy traffic FDV turning final 14 full thtop and thankth but we are a queen. You jutht have a thuper day now...bundy"
Mustang waiting to enter: "XXX holding short 14 have the King Air sighted."
Me:"Bundy traffic FDV turning final 14 full thtop and thankth but we are a queen. You jutht have a thuper day now...bundy"
Tower has been using a callsign and the student responding with the last two letters of the callsign swapped for the last half an hour when the student realises and switches back....
Tower, "Well if that's your real callsign why have you been responding to me for the last 4 circuits like that??"
Anon, "Oooold McDonald was dyslexic, O I E I E!!"
Tower, "Well if that's your real callsign why have you been responding to me for the last 4 circuits like that??"
Anon, "Oooold McDonald was dyslexic, O I E I E!!"
Last edited by MakeItHappenCaptain; 30th Dec 2009 at 11:36.
