Why I wanted to be a pilot
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Why I wanted to be a pilot
This one has probably done the rounds as it's been in my inbox for a least a month or so. Anyway if you havn't seen it - enjoy.
PS. This was sent to me by a non-pilot friend.
PS. This was sent to me by a non-pilot friend.
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LITTLE #^*&
Now where's that hostie call button!
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Reminds me of the story of the pilot's wife who went to heaven and has the standard interview with St Peter.
She says, "Look Peter, I have spent my life surrounded by pilots and their mates who are pilots, I have one request; DO NOT put me in heaven with any PILOTS!"
St Peter smiles and says "No worries, we have large areas of Heaven that are designated non-pilot zones for those very reasons, I will put you in one of those."
She smiles her thanks, enters the Pearly Gates and then through a second gate into heaven itself. The first thing she sees is a man dressed in aviator goggles and flight suit. He is preflighting a golden Tiger Moth.
She turns in a fury to St Peter. "What did I say about no PILOTS!"
St Peter smiles apologetically."I am sorry," he says, "that's actually God. He just likes to pretend he is a pilot!"
She says, "Look Peter, I have spent my life surrounded by pilots and their mates who are pilots, I have one request; DO NOT put me in heaven with any PILOTS!"
St Peter smiles and says "No worries, we have large areas of Heaven that are designated non-pilot zones for those very reasons, I will put you in one of those."
She smiles her thanks, enters the Pearly Gates and then through a second gate into heaven itself. The first thing she sees is a man dressed in aviator goggles and flight suit. He is preflighting a golden Tiger Moth.
She turns in a fury to St Peter. "What did I say about no PILOTS!"
St Peter smiles apologetically."I am sorry," he says, "that's actually God. He just likes to pretend he is a pilot!"
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Aaaah, actually - perhaps that is what some would like to believe - been there (married) done that (divorced, and dated a couple of male pilots)
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!
(ducks for incoming................)
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Originally Posted by haughtney1
Awwww come on Flygal...its just you haven't met a proper one yet... (ducks for incoming................)
(ducks for incoming................)Haughtney,
Actually, I suspect you are right.
So how does one go about identifying a proper one??
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Well for a start..be very suspicious of a short moustached man whose opening line is....." hi, I fly hero-planes"
My own preferred approach is..." My family own a drycleaning business"...or.."Im a trainee mortician"
undoubtably this approach seems to be ahead of its time..as it's met with little/no success to date
Seriously though...I dunno, its a bit like fishing I guess..match the lure to match the target species. (actually come to think of it mayby I should follow my own advice
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My own preferred approach is..." My family own a drycleaning business"...or.."Im a trainee mortician"
undoubtably this approach seems to be ahead of its time..as it's met with little/no success to date Seriously though...I dunno, its a bit like fishing I guess..match the lure to match the target species. (actually come to think of it mayby I should follow my own advice
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Should your opening gambit be SO BIG that a hoped for "friend" is put off big time it is then time to pick a chaser and expand your repertoire or shop in Mount Druitt. Some women in aviation actually possess intellects and are fascinating on all manner of topics. Some of whom are single at sixty and would have it no other way.
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The correct job for those who wish to travel for live...
that's why i want to be a pilot!!!
Carrying people on vacation while you're working
we love to fly we love to travel we love to live!
What about fly in Australia?? nothing can be more enjoyable!!
Sand Tunderstrom in the Outback or Very Strong wind over the Great Barrier Reef at your choice...
Oz Land... Where Dreams come true!
that's why i want to be a pilot!!!
Carrying people on vacation while you're working
we love to fly we love to travel we love to live!
What about fly in Australia?? nothing can be more enjoyable!!
Sand Tunderstrom in the Outback or Very Strong wind over the Great Barrier Reef at your choice...
Oz Land... Where Dreams come true!
