Why I wanted to be a pilot
 

This one has probably done the rounds as it's been in my inbox for a least a month or so. Anyway if you havn't seen it - enjoy.

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PS. This was sent to me by a non-pilot friend.

And they wear safari suits and hush puppies.......

Loved the "she will be with new men". Didn't know pilots were so hard up (unfortunate phrase) reduced to sharing their favours.

She obviously knows when she's onto a good thing!:E :E :E

:ok:

LOL!

Nice one centurion. :D

BIG watch-----LITTLE #^*&

Why does this thread remind me of that old joke.:p :ok:

Little do you realise though that a little #^*& for a pilot is a highly evolved state of the human anatomy. Our #^*&'s swell with altitude or simply from the thought of altitude! Hence the need for little #^*&'s for when we are not flying (or thinking about it either)!
Now where's that hostie call button!:E

Aaaah, actually - perhaps that is what some would like to believe - been there (married) done that (divorced, and dated a couple of male pilots)

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

:=

Reminds me of the story of the pilot's wife who went to heaven and has the standard interview with St Peter.

She says, "Look Peter, I have spent my life surrounded by pilots and their mates who are pilots, I have one request; DO NOT put me in heaven with any PILOTS!"

St Peter smiles and says "No worries, we have large areas of Heaven that are designated non-pilot zones for those very reasons, I will put you in one of those."

She smiles her thanks, enters the Pearly Gates and then through a second gate into heaven itself. The first thing she sees is a man dressed in aviator goggles and flight suit. He is preflighting a golden Tiger Moth.

She turns in a fury to St Peter. "What did I say about no PILOTS!"

St Peter smiles apologetically."I am sorry," he says, "that's actually God. He just likes to pretend he is a pilot!"

Awwww come on Flygal...its just you haven't met a proper one yet...:p (ducks for incoming................):ok:

Haughtney,

Actually, I suspect you are right.

So how does one go about identifying a proper one??

Well for a start..be very suspicious of a short moustached man whose opening line is....." hi, I fly hero-planes"

My own preferred approach is..." My family own a drycleaning business"...or.."Im a trainee mortician" :} undoubtably this approach seems to be ahead of its time..as it's met with little/no success to date:8

Seriously though...I dunno, its a bit like fishing I guess..match the lure to match the target species. (actually come to think of it mayby I should follow my own advice;) )

Haughtney, you can always try: "I work in aluminium tubing". cos it's true.

'Human movement facilitator' is another that will get them wondering!

"Retired" from International cattle transport !!:O :eek:

The correct job for those who wish to travel for live...

that's why i want to be a pilot!!!
Carrying people on vacation while you're working :8 :8

we love to fly we love to travel we love to live!

What about fly in Australia?? nothing can be more enjoyable!!

Sand Tunderstrom in the Outback or Very Strong wind over the Great Barrier Reef at your choice...

Oz Land... Where Dreams come true!