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Old 19th Oct 2004, 05:17
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It's so obvious how bad she still wants me.
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Old 19th Oct 2004, 05:55
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..giggle..

Tom19

This "wind up " is really getting boring now....
so why keep reading it?



We're enjoying it, leave us alone.

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Old 19th Oct 2004, 07:52
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Crack 750.0 hr's then phone me.

P.S. The local bikie club phoned - they want you to come and get your Y-front's off their wall of fame. They said they paid you on the night and if you keep hasseling them they are going to the police.
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Old 19th Oct 2004, 12:18
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Devil Chicks dig pilots

Gee ace, I think you stuffed up this time. With the next girlie you meet tell her your a librarian, you might do better this time (it works for me). As far as your career is concerned, now she's dumped you, p*&^ off up north and fly bongo vans in the outback.

Take those four bars off your shoulders and stick a medal on your chest for working saturdays mate.

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Old 20th Oct 2004, 04:16
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I told you she wanted me. Suddenly 750 hours and i'm back in. Well Charlene(that's her real name) i just cracked 750 hours today (what a coincidence) so stay home tonight, i'll be ringing ya.
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PS be wearing something sexy
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Old 20th Oct 2004, 11:46
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I mean't 750 hrs turbine time....guess that means I won't be hearing from you for a while
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Old 20th Oct 2004, 12:40
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Pick me! Pick me!

Pick me! Pick ME!
I have more than 750 turbine, am I in with a chance Charlene?

MM
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Old 25th Oct 2004, 03:30
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Thought I might go and visit Western Australia. Heard a rumour that the pilots over there are the best in Australia.

Got told that the Goldfields boys are the best GA drivers in Australia.

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Old 28th Oct 2004, 04:25
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It's true, they are the best drivers in Aus....probably in the world. It's the unique combination of tricky strips and crazy changable weather, add the fact that one minute they might be carrying pax and the next DG's.....it's no wonder they're so good. Give me a PM Charlene and I'll give you some tips if you want.
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Old 28th Oct 2004, 05:26
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Thanks but no thanks Jane. You can keep your 'TIPS' to yourself.

The last 'TIP' a pilot gave me kept me in hospital for a week, and I'm still on daily medication.
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Old 28th Oct 2004, 11:16
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An oldy but not so goody...

What did the leper pilot say to 4bars girlfriend?






"Keep the tip....."
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Old 29th Oct 2004, 09:34
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OHHH....directanywhere I love smutty jokes.

Keep talking baby
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Old 29th Oct 2004, 09:53
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You sound like a horny little snake,
Get that underqualified, turbineless loser boyfiend to take a few obscene pictures of you and post them so we can ave a look at the goods.

Hurry up too, the wife will be home too.

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HAhahaha... tricky strips in WA.... hahahahah...LOL.... you should try South Island New Zealand! Then you will see tricky strips... weather that changes from clear skies to completely clagged in in less time that it takes to do your pre-flight. And you have to carry sheep, goats, pigs, oh, and the odd aussie tourist! They have mountains there... real ones, up to 11,000 ft. Not large by world standards but still real mountains. I've seen airstrips that mountain goats would steer clear of. Does that make Kiwis the best pilots in the world? I doubt it. The ones I've met aren't arrogant enough to believe so. I mean even the sheep can fly.
I hope ace4bars is winding people up or else he should take up bus driving. Is ace4bars girlfriend really female... someone ought to check!
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Old 29th Oct 2004, 13:17
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Hmmmm, for some reason the words "hook, line and sinker" come to mind.
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Old 29th Oct 2004, 14:19
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Talking

From one of the goldfields finest to another, I would have to agree TQ.
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Old 30th Oct 2004, 05:06
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tee hee hee chortle chortle
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I was enjoying reading this post so much (laughing my tits off) I thought I would try and continue the stir up. I see that my comments were taken seriously. Goldfields finest... oh please... what a load of w$%7.
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Old 2nd Nov 2004, 10:42
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aaaah rats!
I always fall for the double inverted half pike wind-up.
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Charlene,
Don't go to the Gold Fields, all the pilots over there are Gay .
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