...and now, Great Leader, I'll just light this blue touch paper, and you can have your free trial flight.

Perhaps we can disassemble the airframe.
Perhaps...regardless of that, this is gonna take a long time to get him out. He’s really jammed in there!

I’m sure the inflight catering isn’t far off. He was seen in the last caption...

Eminent Korean Aircraft Designer: Whatever you do don't press that red button...

LFO: Why not?

EKAD: You'll release this section of the roof and the ejector seat will fire... Wooooosh!

LFO: Ejector seat? You're joking!

EKAD: I never joke about my work, Great Leader...

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Yeeeeeerrrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwww, taka taka taka, got you, you imperialist pig dog, yeeeeeeoooooooorooooooooooooooooo, another one in my sights huh, taka taka taka, eat lead western capitalist poodle... Excuse me, is there a toilet in here?

(points at clock) "And explain this fine DPRK invention to me."

"I'm sitting in this rather comfortable chair and neither of you is cutting my hair. OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!"

The Microsoft engineers show Yung Fat Wun how to start his new home simulator, the best in the world, but wish they had armed the ejection seat.

"Don't lean back, Dear Leader, or the Royal Crest will get greasy."

"General! What's this funny little pink thing in the mirror?"
"Errr... that's your penis, Grorious Reader..."
"Huh! Haven't seen it in years! Clean it for me!"

Yes, I know Glorious leader you were amazing at golf on your first round with no lessons...but it's not a good idea for you to take this up with no experience - it is very dangerous!

...on second thoughts, fill your boots...runway is over there!

How do I make the missiles live? That's my sister's house in the, ah whaddyamacallit, the viewfinder... She's having another baby shower today.

"How does this avoid ban on leisure air travel?"

"Simple, Great One ... declare war and claim it for work purposes."

Ah, so the weapons systems are "fire and forget" are they? Wouldn't work for me, I believe in "eliminate with extreme prejudice and forget"...

"Why is there a Doily on the head rest?"
"Ahh, Glorious Leader. That is made by the factory worker who assembled this aircraft. It was actually my Grandmother!"
"...okay, I'm outta here."

You be my RIO Peeking Duck
and you be my wingman Rice Man.
Now sing-a-rong Highway to the obese danger zone.

Shouldn't that oxygen mask be hanging from the roof?
No Great Leader, that is weak minded imperialistic pig dog method. We use Ram Air method.

It's all very well buying brand new general, but as soon as you taxi it of the line it loses 20% of it's value. We'll stick with the used Mig 17's

"General, you will remain in that position and your flogging will continue until my seat is raised so I can look out of the window."

The mission was scratched when it proved impossible to find an appropriate callsign for the Esteemed Leader's wingman. (The protocol chief, of course, was shot at dawn.)

General "No glorious leader, when he said it must be a faulty knob on the end of the control column....he did not mean you!"

Engineer thinks .....That is exactly what I meant!

OK, now get the choir assembled on the grass over there to hum the Top Gun theme!

peering myopically at instruments ... "This G-meter thing, that something to do with G-spot for female pilots?"

The headrest cover looked nice, but was placed too high to address the crews' concerns about lice.

You may have seen Captain chung in the film Topgun glorious leader..
Was he maverwick?
No, he was the one that bugged out..

And this is the ADF, no good in North Korea as we have no beacons, but it tunes into Radio Seoul vary good leader... we use it to liste... err navigate to our targets.

What is this here?
It's the IFF Great Leader
Why do we need that, everyone is our foe.



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"I deeply regret that the sun is almost shining into your eyes, dear Leader and Great Pilot. I shall have an aircraft designed that always takes off and lands with the sun behind it," (thinks - just as soon as I've arranged my passage to Seoul)

LFO: What is this red light for?

General: Oh it means that the weight of the seat occupant takes it outside ejection parameters...

LFO: WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?

General (with astonishing mental agility): Yes, your Worshipfullness, you are too LIGHT for the seat to work properly...

"Yes, of course those two long bits of metal pointing up at the sky are your skis."

"What is this flashing red light? It says O-V-E-R-W-E-I-G-H-T."

LFO: Those bastard PPRuNers are using my magnificent likeness for another caption contest. Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

(General in aside to his lackey: Quick, get the sink plunger, hurry, man, hurry, before he self-immolates)

"Why am I in a trainer aircraft? I demand a supersonic bomber for my ab initio training."

"OK, I'm going to take-off now, but first you two have to get in the back with - WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PENCILS AND NOTEBOOKS?"

"Most certainly not, Dear Leader. I assure you you did not land on the grass. Some idiot moved the runway, that's all, and he has already been shot."

"Instead of putting you two in front of the anti-aircraft guns, I will just push this button marked "CROSE RID""

Now, when I was on rightnings.....

You two have kicked the tires? Ok, so I think this one rights the fires.

Next sir, I will just connect the oxygen mask to your helmet.
But I'm not wearing a helmet.
Oh.