How shall we *!@? off, oh lord?

Neeee!

That's "A rather odd pet" (anag.)

Oh go on Sir ! Just one waaaafer thin mint ! ;)

Comback here you coward, and I'll bite your legs off!

Brilliant Keep this thread going!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

How about your spleen, then?

Do you have anything without Spam?

1) THERE HE IS!!!!

What, behind the rabbit?

He is the RABBIT!!!

You stupid scots git!!


2) You're only making it worse!!!

Making it worse? how could it be worse......Jehovah, Jehovah!!!!!

Right, nobody is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Not even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, not even if they do say JEHOVAH! AAAAH!!!

Yours

Murph x x x

[ 20 July 2001: Message edited by: murphy ]

[ 20 July 2001: Message edited by: murphy ]

Are there any women here?

Who hit yours then? Goliath's big brother?

Shut up big nose!

And for our second hymn :) Every Sperm is Sacred.........

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

:D :D :D

Albatross.............ALBATROSS!!

Top thread!

:D

Whom shall I welease?

Roger!

Who is this Woger of whom you speak?

He's a wobber! And a wapist!

Wight, that's it! No more Woger the wapist or Wudolph the wed nosed weindeer...

Stand aside, I shall deal with thith rabble. We have Thimon the Thaducee Thtrangler,...

OR

Blessed are the Greek, what's so special about them?

No, it's the meak. That's nice, they never get much!

OR

OF COURSE it brings forth juniper berries, it's a juniper berry tree!

OR

I was blind and now I can seeeeeee, aaargh!

OR

Where are you two from, nose city?!

Keep 'em rolling!

[VERSE 1]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

[CHORUS 1]
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

[VERSE 2]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

[CHORUS 2]
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

[VERSE 3]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I like traffic lights,
...oh God...


Why didn't someone think of this before

Flying Padre,

"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood"

I'll go along with that!

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[ 20 July 2001: Message edited by: kbf1 ]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit your's and tell you that I love you tooo
Life would fine
If we both 69
so sit on my face
Sit on my face........ :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

"I wish to register a complaint!"

We are the Knights who say 'Nee'

Three is the number that shall be counted
And the number though shalt count is three

Spare a Dinari for a poor old ex-lepper!