Blessed are the cheese makers!
 

let's here it for manufacters of ALL dairy products!!!

For they shall inhibit their girth!! :p

She turned me into a newt......... I got better

:)

We're all individuals!

....I'm not!

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Are you the Judean Peoples Front?

Precisely how runny is your Brie??

F@ck off!! We're the People's Front of Judea.......Judean People's Front - SPLITTERS!! :)

I wish to register a complaint.....! :cool:

well i lived int shoe box in middle of road, got up half an hour before a went to bed an had to lick road clean

"ROMANS TO HOME GO ?!! Have we forgotton to use the dative Sonny ?" :D

But how should we *%!? OFF Master????? :D

Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says... It is NOT!

Nobody is to come into the room, even if you come and get him.

No, no I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave.

Who?

The Prince!

Oh! I thought you meant him. That would have been funny, me guarding him when he's a guard.

Clear?

Quite clear.

......where are you going?

We're coming with you! :D

Are there any women here?

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

But we havn't had time to hide yet.......


But Where is the popular front?
Oh him, he is over there! :) :) :) :)

Better................Better get a bucket!

And we demand......A SHRUBBERY!

What about viaducts?

You lucky, lucky, basta5d

What have the Romans ever given us?

And the count shall be 3, not 4, nor 2 but shall commence at the original digit of 1................................

Oh go on then,

***k me.. it's Mr Creosote!

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

I thought we were an autonomous collective

Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

One day, son, all this will be your's.

What, the curtains?

I've told you once!

Nudge nudge, wink, wink - SAY NO MORE!!

You cant fool me, I happen to know this is the Lupin express, and im a bloody good shot you know.........................

Where’s the foetus gonna gestate ?
Are you gonna keep it in a box?

Is it a stockbroker?

Is it a Quantity Surveyor?

Is it a Church Warden?

NO! it's... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

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All I said was this bit of Halibut was good enough for Jehova....

You're only making it worse for yourself!!

Nooooooo one expects the Spanish Inquisition.....

Our first hymn - The meaning of life :)

Why are we here? What's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, for, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.

What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?
Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes. Well, ça c'est le 'Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules while we're searching for something to say, or are we just simply spiralling coils
of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

In this 'life', what is our fate? Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate? Is mankind evolving, or is it too late? Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.

For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, sitting 'round with really nothing to say while the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

So, just why-- why are we here, and just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear, for this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie. This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

:) :) :)

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Oi! Padre, outside! :mad:

I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be......................
A LUMBERJACK!

I'm Arthur, King of the Britons!

King of the who........? :confused:

Well I never voted for ya!