What have the Romans ever given us?

And the count shall be 3, not 4, nor 2 but shall commence at the original digit of 1................................

Oh go on then,

***k me.. it's Mr Creosote!

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

I thought we were an autonomous collective

Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

One day, son, all this will be your's.

What, the curtains?

I've told you once!

Nudge nudge, wink, wink - SAY NO MORE!!

You cant fool me, I happen to know this is the Lupin express, and im a bloody good shot you know.........................

Where’s the foetus gonna gestate ?
Are you gonna keep it in a box?

Is it a stockbroker?

Is it a Quantity Surveyor?

Is it a Church Warden?

NO! it's... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

[ 19 July 2001: Message edited by: Gash Handlin ]

All I said was this bit of Halibut was good enough for Jehova....

You're only making it worse for yourself!!

Nooooooo one expects the Spanish Inquisition.....

Our first hymn - The meaning of life :)

Why are we here? What's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, for, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.

What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?
Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes. Well, ça c'est le 'Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules while we're searching for something to say, or are we just simply spiralling coils
of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

In this 'life', what is our fate? Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate? Is mankind evolving, or is it too late? Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.

For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, sitting 'round with really nothing to say while the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

So, just why-- why are we here, and just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear, for this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie. This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

:) :) :)

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[ 19 July 2001: Message edited by: fobotcso ]

Oi! Padre, outside! :mad:

I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be......................
A LUMBERJACK!

I'm Arthur, King of the Britons!

King of the who........? :confused:

Well I never voted for ya!