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I wanted to be RAFP.....
....But I passed the exam!:D How many buildings/anything are guarded by RAFP, come to think of it, besides getting in the way of life, what do RAFP actually do to earn their pay?.;) |
Originally Posted by ZH875
How many buildings/anything are guarded by RAFP, come to think of it, besides getting in the way of life, what do RAFP actually do to earn their pay?.;) |
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
He said that yesterday the aircraft had an "F" for friend painted on its nose - today it had an "E" for enemy - so he shot it down......
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Originally Posted by Confucius
You should've told the tw@t that 'F' stood for Foe.
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Thought coppers only knew 2 letters?
L O L O L O ... I'll get me coat. |
Going back to the original thread, why would the RAFP be doing passport and customs checks on helicopters that arrived from Manston?. Maybe thought Manston is overseas because it is on the Isle of Thanet.
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Originally Posted by samos
Going back to the original thread, why would the RAFP be doing passport and customs checks on helicopters that arrived from Manston?. Maybe thought Manston is overseas because it is on the Isle of Thanet.
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Whilst serving on the far flung part of the Empire that is 1312, Whooosh 1312, during the amazing Rugby World cup 2004? or was it 03 - too much gin in Incirlik!! The groundies applied for permission to open the now defunct Queen Vic to watch the final v the old enemy that is Oz. Taking into account that the semi was only played some 5 days earlier, OC Police refused the application as it was not recieved the regulation 7 days prior to the event. Imagine loads of happy groundies drinking coke whilst watching one of the finest sporting moments in recent English history. 'The beatings will continue to moral improves'.
Oh just to add to the, 'there are knobs in other trades to' debate, I and the rest of the QRA crew offered to go to the relevant messes and purchase a couple of slabs so the boys could at least have one or two beers. The JENGO, a particularly spineless creature, told us that he would not allow this and would close the bar if we did. Nice one. |
Thanks for the entertaining thread so far....
Just a quick Hello Gents (+ PPRuNettes - Nursey et al),
As a serving Plod of 17 years in the RAFP, you have certainly made me smile (wry + genuine) whilst exploring this thread (and no, the GSD didn't read it to me). It's nice to see that this thread is actually developing into an arena of 'banter' - offering retort to some of the more speculative posts made, and probably prolonging the life of the thread. Obviously such an insular environment is a fantastic breeding ground for the finer details of your yarns to 'develop' amidst the congratulatory mutual back-slapping of this online grow bag community - please feel free to log in to one of our own forums and post an article or two.. I'll stop by now and again to see if there's anything of interest to respond to. Whatever is posted is water off a pigs back though, since the big Aviator running the RAF signed off that cheque giving us all (upto Sgt) a payrise in Apr 06 of approx 15%. All those 'jumped up little A/Cpl's wielding their speed guns' with an instant £3-4K payrise..... now that's got to annoy you! :D |
Not really, a lot of us get to fly planes, and get paid loads.
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Yes but what do you do when you leave? Traffic wardens!
Originally Posted by I Sp[r]y
Just a quick Hello Gents (+ PPRuNettes - Nursey et al),
As a serving Plod of 17 years in the RAFP, you have certainly made me smile (wry + genuine) whilst exploring this thread (and no, the GSD didn't read it to me). It's nice to see that this thread is actually developing into an arena of 'banter' - offering retort to some of the more speculative posts made, and probably prolonging the life of the thread. Obviously such an insular environment is a fantastic breeding ground for the finer details of your yarns to 'develop' amidst the congratulatory mutual back-slapping of this online grow bag community - please feel free to log in to one of our own forums and post an article or two.. I'll stop by now and again to see if there's anything of interest to respond to. Whatever is posted is water off a pigs back though, since the big Aviator running the RAF signed off that cheque giving us all (upto Sgt) a payrise in Apr 06 of approx 15%. All those 'jumped up little A/Cpl's wielding their speed guns' with an instant £3-4K payrise..... now that's got to annoy you! :D |
Life after plod.....
Originally Posted by Pristina
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Yes but what do you do when you leave? Traffic wardens! It may disappoint you to learn that speed guns and parking tickets do not occupy a full 22 years service - only those 'piglet' years when first venturing out of the sty - when some do indeed take great pleasure in riling the rodneys.:ok: |
Life after Plod in RAF...
One owns and runs a very nice public house near me, one of the cleaning staff is a former Flt Lt WRAF, she was on her knees scrubbing the floor on one occasion I entered the premises. Another spends 3 days every week in court as a magistrate, dispensing justice. And also the one who does it just 1 day per week. Then there is the one who is now a vicar. 2 are senior prison officers in a nearby jail, supervising 4 former master aircrewmen / warrant officers who are (mere) probationers, having joined in the last couple of years. Oh yes, the one who is an ACC, assisant chief constable north of the Humber river. Not forgetting the former Cpl who became a Flt Lt before leaving for a government job where he now has command of no less than 14 former commissioned officers RAF/Army who used to have ranks varying from 2nd Lt to Wg Cdr. The businessman who without the aid of his former patrol dogs from when he walked around a missile site at all hours of the night, now employs over 100 people in a hugely successful little empire. Two staff members are ex Flt Lts, one a navigator, the other a supply officer. They accept that the former Cpl is most definately the man in charge, the boss! The very well known ex SNCO who for the past few years has had a super job in the caribbean. And the guy who is hugely successful at providing vitally important 'assets' to the middle east, in the worldwide fight against OBL. As reported in a regional newspaper relatively recently. I could give you over a hundred examples of ex plods doing rather nicely!!!!! |
Yeah, right. How many times in this forum have I seen this sort of make-believe? What the hell have you been smoking?
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My take....
We hated them because of the acting rank. Will someone please tell me why the LAC/SAC was an acting Cpl. Middle of winter many moons ago and a young child dressed as a policeman at Kinloss thought it would be a good idea if he looked hard and told us what to do. I waited.... 2 days... I hope the barrier on your head hurt Mr 17 year old. Now go and have a chat with your instructor. Yes they are RAF Policeman, but the days when they were real are long gone. The rest of the Air Force think your a joke. One trade that certainly could be given over to the NCP. Why can't you do the gate. Its your job, your nor Inspector Wexford. Instead of picking up the man on the gate who gets paid double what you do for breathing in the wrong direction, or the poor bugger who drives round the peri track at 32 in a 25 on a saturday, why not be secure. Oh i forgot your lords and masters have told you your important. Your not. |
Originally Posted by Skeleton
Will someone please tell me why the LAC/SAC was an acting Cpl. In any case, think of who the protagonists are in the weekly NAAFI punchup. LACs, SACs and the odd JT. I didn't like it, but I do understand it. ****, I'm getting old!! |
It may disappoint you to learn that speed guns and parking tickets do not occupy a full 22 years service - only those 'piglet' years when first venturing out of the sty - when some do indeed take great pleasure in riling the rodneys. 16B |
Originally Posted by Shjustme
Life after Plod in RAF...
One owns and runs a very nice public house near me, one of the cleaning staff is a former Flt Lt WRAF, she was on her knees scrubbing the floor on one occasion I entered the premises. Another spends 3 days every week in court as a magistrate, dispensing justice. And also the one who does it just 1 day per week. Then there is the one who is now a vicar. 2 are senior prison officers in a nearby jail, supervising 4 former master aircrewmen / warrant officers who are (mere) probationers, having joined in the last couple of years. Oh yes, the one who is an ACC, assisant chief constable north of the Humber river. Not forgetting the former Cpl who became a Flt Lt before leaving for a government job where he now has command of no less than 14 former commissioned officers RAF/Army who used to have ranks varying from 2nd Lt to Wg Cdr. The businessman who without the aid of his former patrol dogs from when he walked around a missile site at all hours of the night, now employs over 100 people in a hugely successful little empire. Two staff members are ex Flt Lts, one a navigator, the other a supply officer. They accept that the former Cpl is most definately the man in charge, the boss! The very well known ex SNCO who for the past few years has had a super job in the caribbean. And the guy who is hugely successful at providing vitally important 'assets' to the middle east, in the worldwide fight against OBL. As reported in a regional newspaper relatively recently. I could give you over a hundred examples of ex plods doing rather nicely!!!!! Another spends 3 days every week in court as a magistrate, dispensing justice. And also the one who does it just 1 day per week. Then there is the one who is now a vicar. |
Zoom...........the following is specially for your attention......and there are scores more available for you to choke on, and I might happily oblige bringing them to your attention should I have the time at a later date. You might actually recognise Tony's mugshot, in the staff history page, particularly the photos showing him in his DPs prior to him 'moving on to greater things'....Oh yes, there can be a grand life after 'Plod'......
http://www.dragonk9.co.uk/index.html http://www.dragonk9.co.uk/gallery%2001.html |
So in reality all snowdrops are much smarter that the real airforce and do so much better out?
Like the dog handler done for 'cruelty to an animal' and 'unlawful sexual practices' - could you find out what he's doing now? I'd like to see his post service CV ACAB |
Having been a frequent traveller through the Port Talbot area, I wouldn't have thought that a sniffer dog would be able to smell anything apart from the heavy polution there.
Maybe thats's why we ain't caught Osram Bed Linen yet!. How many RAFP does it take to change a light bulb.... None... Maybe when they finish grilling it about why it blew without their permission, they may call out the duty electrician. (and their good buddy LAC/ASAC/ACPL(U) Pratt, with his speed gun to make sure the electrician only does 20mph) |
Originally Posted by Skeleton
My take....
Why can't you do the gate. Its your job, your nor Inspector Wexford. Instead of picking up the man on the gate who gets paid double what you do for breathing in the wrong direction, or the poor bugger who drives round the peri track at 32 in a 25 on a saturday, why not be secure. Oh i forgot your lords and masters have told you your important. Your not. 'Instead of picking up the man on the gate...for breathing in the wrong direction..' - pissed aircrew on their way to fly again? I thought those days had long gone... |
Originally Posted by Maple 01
So in reality all snowdrops are much smarter that the real airforce and do so much better out?
Like the dog handler done for 'cruelty to an animal' and 'unlawful sexual practices' - could you find out what he's doing now? I'd like to see his post service CV ACAB So come on then Mr AAAAAATC - give us some of the post-RAF success stories of those people in elevated greenhouses - or maybe just detail the back catalogue of crashes / near misses that your people have engineered at the expense of those that should legitimately be voicing the rumours to be countered by us Plod. AAATCAC |
I do believe I've got a bite - what did happen to that dog handler I Sp[r]y?
Wasn't Gerry Anderson ATC? I know Johnny Ball was, sadly I wasn’t. You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP To give you a clue – I used to associate with the people that gave us Geoffrey Prime – let’s not forget he subsequently made Major in the KGB – though I never spoke Russian or did the wiggly amps bit, perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway? Punctuation, grammar and spelling mistakes in every sentence It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument - so full marks for spelling, but several thousand away for trying to play the edukation card! |
Ah yes, Geoffrey Prime, the chap with many of the identical characteristics and traits to his former colleage, Chf Tech Britain, who after his long holiday at HM's pleasure was elevated / promoted to the lofty and highly responsible position of porter at Grantham railway station.
These two traitors were only posted into their RAF jobs because the commissioned officers supervising them declared that they were splendid chaps, loyal, hard working, honest, absolute integrity, completely trustworthy, etc, etc, etc. (gawd! I feel sick!) With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security? How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command? Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum. |
http://www.wtv-zone.com/Hahnsflyboys/MWD/mail3.jpg
The brain on a chain writes his handlers ACR's. |
Originally Posted by Shjustme
How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command?
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum. I await with interest the slightly over eloquent (covering for something) replies. |
It must grudgingly be said that Shjustme and I sp[r]y are battling bravely in the face of overwhelming odds. We wouldn't have won the Battle of Britain without that sort of spirit! :)
And no, I didn't like snowdrops or their odious SIB colleagues in my blue battledress days. |
With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security? Chf Tech Britain, what was the story with him? |
I Sp[r]y - With my spelling I would be an ideal choice for Policeman, then again I have a brain and a sense of humanity so maybe not.
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Originally Posted by Skeleton
I Sp[r]y - With my spelling I would be an ideal choice for Policeman, then again I have a brain and a sense of humanity so maybe not.
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Originally Posted by Maple 01
You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP
Originally Posted by Maple 01
...perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway?
Originally Posted by Maple 01
It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument |
:ok: LOL Whose Brian? A Snail maybe and I am not getting into Maple's cupboard for anyone!
Good reposte mate. |
With your investigative skills you must have been part of the P&SS team that missed for years the fact that Werner Muttz (PA to Station Commander at Gatow) was a Stazi agent - but hey! Counter Sy is perhaps best left to someone better equiped mentally? - Like the kids from Gatow first school.
OK - so you don't have the balls to accurately represent yourself Following your detective skills and going off what little information you name give us I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it! Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster |
Originally Posted by Comrade Mable 01
With your investigative skills you must have been part of the P&SS team that missed for years the fact that Werner Muttz (PA to Station Commander at Gatow) was a Stazi agent - but hey! Counter Sy is perhaps best left to someone else? - Like the kids from Gatow first school.
Following your detective skills I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it! Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster As to my profile - well again, I told you exactly what I do if you look on page 11 of this thread. (PS Mable - I happen to have read the unedited rant you originally made at 0554 hrs before you tried to inject a little humour to it !!!) Anyhow - enough of this - any real pilots about in here? |
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Kids hu? Sorry, thought you were an adult PS Mable - I happen to have read the unedited rant you originally made at 0554 hrs before you tried to inject a little humour to it !!!) As the great social commentator Rick once said The People's Poem (Flood) What do you think you're doing, pig? Do you really give a fig, pig? And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig? Barry Manilow Or the black and white minstrel show? |
Just to reiterate, we really don't give a monkeys what you plodders do after because your life has already been wasted playing with speed guns and dogs! Just tell a chick you were a plod, she will NOT be impressed. Tell them you were and probably still are a pilot, game on!!:E
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Originally Posted by I Sp[r]y
Anyhow - enough of this - any real pilots about in here?
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Oxygen thieves and :mad: Kn*bs.
How anybody could suffer 17 years as a plastic scuffer is beyond me! :ugh: You can bang on all day Sp[r]y, we'll still loathe you at the end of it... |
Hey green slime boy. (you call yourself a bloke?!! - FREAK)
Full marks to you for trying to write clever replies, but as usual, full of your own self importance. I refer you to your remarks in post 226 "playing the education card". Remind yourself of what you wrote in post 85!! You're in danger of disappearing up your own ars:mad: le!! You've left the mob , now let it go, stop clinging on to what you had or is this all you've got? "Nurse, it's time to empty his bag!" (this also applies to the rest of you sand baggers!!) |
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