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ZH875 9th Jul 2006 12:46

Having been a frequent traveller through the Port Talbot area, I wouldn't have thought that a sniffer dog would be able to smell anything apart from the heavy polution there.

Maybe thats's why we ain't caught Osram Bed Linen yet!.



How many RAFP does it take to change a light bulb....








None... Maybe when they finish grilling it about why it blew without their permission, they may call out the duty electrician. (and their good buddy LAC/ASAC/ACPL(U) Pratt, with his speed gun to make sure the electrician only does 20mph)

I Sp[r]y 9th Jul 2006 15:01


Originally Posted by Skeleton
My take....
Why can't you do the gate. Its your job, your nor Inspector Wexford. Instead of picking up the man on the gate who gets paid double what you do for breathing in the wrong direction, or the poor bugger who drives round the peri track at 32 in a 25 on a saturday, why not be secure.
Oh i forgot your lords and masters have told you your important.
Your not.

Skeleton - you must be a 'hanger-on', and not a pilot surely? Punctuation, grammar and spelling mistakes in every sentence - now that's an achievement!

'Instead of picking up the man on the gate...for breathing in the wrong direction..' - pissed aircrew on their way to fly again? I thought those days had long gone...

I Sp[r]y 9th Jul 2006 15:20


Originally Posted by Maple 01
So in reality all snowdrops are much smarter that the real airforce and do so much better out?

Like the dog handler done for 'cruelty to an animal' and 'unlawful sexual practices' - could you find out what he's doing now? I'd like to see his post service CV

ACAB

All these 'hangers-on' do like having their say!


So come on then Mr AAAAAATC - give us some of the post-RAF success stories of those people in elevated greenhouses - or maybe just detail the back catalogue of crashes / near misses that your people have engineered at the expense of those that should legitimately be voicing the rumours to be countered by us Plod.

AAATCAC

Maple 01 9th Jul 2006 16:54

I do believe I've got a bite - what did happen to that dog handler I Sp[r]y?

Wasn't Gerry Anderson ATC? I know Johnny Ball was, sadly I wasn’t.

You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP

To give you a clue – I used to associate with the people that gave us Geoffrey Prime – let’s not forget he subsequently made Major in the KGB – though I never spoke Russian or did the wiggly amps bit, perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway?


Punctuation, grammar and spelling mistakes in every sentence
You mean like a typical Copper's written statement?

It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument - so full marks for spelling, but several thousand away for trying to play the edukation card!

Shjustme 9th Jul 2006 17:21

Ah yes, Geoffrey Prime, the chap with many of the identical characteristics and traits to his former colleage, Chf Tech Britain, who after his long holiday at HM's pleasure was elevated / promoted to the lofty and highly responsible position of porter at Grantham railway station.
These two traitors were only posted into their RAF jobs because the commissioned officers supervising them declared that they were splendid chaps, loyal, hard working, honest, absolute integrity, completely trustworthy, etc, etc, etc. (gawd! I feel sick!)
With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security?
How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command?
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum.

movadinkampa747 9th Jul 2006 17:37

http://www.wtv-zone.com/Hahnsflyboys/MWD/mail3.jpg
The brain on a chain writes his handlers ACR's.

Lara crofts pants 9th Jul 2006 18:02


Originally Posted by Shjustme
How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command?
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum.

Sadly old boy this forum shows that many are indeed very good at judging and assessing, hence the numerous comments that poke fun at the laughable RAFP and all that they stand for.

I await with interest the slightly over eloquent (covering for something) replies.

stevef 9th Jul 2006 18:37

It must grudgingly be said that Shjustme and I sp[r]y are battling bravely in the face of overwhelming odds. We wouldn't have won the Battle of Britain without that sort of spirit! :)

And no, I didn't like snowdrops or their odious SIB colleagues in my blue battledress days.

Maple 01 9th Jul 2006 18:53


With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security?
Well not P&SS or the local Gatow RAFP who couldn't spot either of the pedos even after multiple vetting sessions and close 'undercover' surveillance (yes, we knew who they were, long hair, a droopy ‘tash and feeble cover story).

Chf Tech Britain, what was the story with him?

Skeleton 9th Jul 2006 20:55

I Sp[r]y - With my spelling I would be an ideal choice for Policeman, then again I have a brain and a sense of humanity so maybe not.

I Sp[r]y 9th Jul 2006 22:07


Originally Posted by Skeleton
I Sp[r]y - With my spelling I would be an ideal choice for Policeman, then again I have a brain and a sense of humanity so maybe not.

Skeleton - I think I know what you are trying to say. I hope you and Brian are very happy together. By the way, was Brian the ginger sex-change F3 pilot ?

I Sp[r]y 9th Jul 2006 22:19


Originally Posted by Maple 01

You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP

OK - so you don't have the balls to accurately represent yourself - why not put yourself up as a he/she F3 pilot called Brian and go the whole hog? That way you could have a real Skeleton in your cupboard. I await your next cunning ruse Mr Benn....


Originally Posted by Maple 01
...perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway?

Nope, I just took 'TAC Int' to mean 'Tea And Coffee' boy for the 'Int' Officers.

Originally Posted by Maple 01

It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument

I don't even have to offer a response to that one...... :ugh:

Skeleton 9th Jul 2006 22:31

:ok: LOL Whose Brian? A Snail maybe and I am not getting into Maple's cupboard for anyone!

Good reposte mate.

Maple 01 10th Jul 2006 05:57

With your investigative skills you must have been part of the P&SS team that missed for years the fact that Werner Muttz (PA to Station Commander at Gatow) was a Stazi agent - but hey! Counter Sy is perhaps best left to someone better equiped mentally? - Like the kids from Gatow first school.


OK - so you don't have the balls to accurately represent yourself
LOL! It's a fair cop - when I wrote my profile back in 2002 I was all set for a new and glittering career with NATS - it didn't quite work out like that and I have been unable to edit it since - no one knows why. I have explained that several times, but as you're the new kid on the block I'll forgive you this once – never assume, check old boy ! They (hopefully) taught you that at Newton - they did, didn't they? I notice you haven't even given the sligest hint about yourself on your profile - something to do with balls I believe you said?

Following your detective skills and going off what little information you name give us I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it!

Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster

I Sp[r]y 10th Jul 2006 06:25


Originally Posted by Comrade Mable 01
With your investigative skills you must have been part of the P&SS team that missed for years the fact that Werner Muttz (PA to Station Commander at Gatow) was a Stazi agent - but hey! Counter Sy is perhaps best left to someone else? - Like the kids from Gatow first school.

Following your detective skills I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it!

Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster

OOO Mable! I hope that your specially tailored G-suit (gender realigned suit) hasn't been too ruffled! You're definitely no Poirot though - I've only made a couple of postings so it shouldn't be too difficult for you - but let me help you out.... 2006 - 17 = 1989. Unfortunately, I was still in the Sty whilst you were doing your best to prolong the collapse of the wall and your Comrades regime.

As to my profile - well again, I told you exactly what I do if you look on page 11 of this thread.
(PS Mable - I happen to have read the unedited rant you originally made at 0554 hrs before you tried to inject a little humour to it !!!)

Anyhow - enough of this - any real pilots about in here?

Maple 01 10th Jul 2006 06:28

:ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :{ :{ :{ :) :) :)

Kids hu? Sorry, thought you were an adult


PS Mable - I happen to have read the unedited rant you originally made at 0554 hrs before you tried to inject a little humour to it !!!)
And that worries me how kiddo?

As the great social commentator Rick once said


The People's Poem (Flood)
What do you think you're doing, pig?
Do you really give a fig, pig?
And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
Barry Manilow
Or the black and white minstrel show?
edited for lack of humour

jonny5 10th Jul 2006 10:10

Just to reiterate, we really don't give a monkeys what you plodders do after because your life has already been wasted playing with speed guns and dogs! Just tell a chick you were a plod, she will NOT be impressed. Tell them you were and probably still are a pilot, game on!!:E

Lara crofts pants 10th Jul 2006 10:31


Originally Posted by I Sp[r]y
Anyhow - enough of this - any real pilots about in here?

Yes, plenty of us thanks, and we all think you are oxygen thieves too.

Tombstone 10th Jul 2006 11:01

Oxygen thieves and :mad: Kn*bs.

How anybody could suffer 17 years as a plastic scuffer is beyond me! :ugh:

You can bang on all day Sp[r]y, we'll still loathe you at the end of it...

terry towelling 10th Jul 2006 15:28

Hey green slime boy. (you call yourself a bloke?!! - FREAK)
Full marks to you for trying to write clever replies, but as usual, full of your own self importance. I refer you to your remarks in post 226 "playing the education card". Remind yourself of what you wrote in post 85!! You're in danger of disappearing up your own ars:mad: le!!
You've left the mob , now let it go, stop clinging on to what you had or is this all you've got? "Nurse, it's time to empty his bag!" (this also applies to the rest of you sand baggers!!)


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