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ZH875 25th Jun 2006 14:06

I wanted to be RAFP.....






....But I passed the exam!:D


How many buildings/anything are guarded by RAFP, come to think of it, besides getting in the way of life, what do RAFP actually do to earn their pay?.;)

ratty1 25th Jun 2006 14:10


Originally Posted by ZH875

How many buildings/anything are guarded by RAFP, come to think of it, besides getting in the way of life, what do RAFP actually do to earn their pay?.;)

Well cosidering they are on the same high pay band as the techies, I dont suppose they really care what they do................:eek:

Confucius 25th Jun 2006 18:03


Originally Posted by ShyTorque
He said that yesterday the aircraft had an "F" for friend painted on its nose - today it had an "E" for enemy - so he shot it down......
True story!!

You should've told the tw@t that 'F' stood for Foe.

PompeySailor 25th Jun 2006 18:24


Originally Posted by Confucius
You should've told the tw@t that 'F' stood for Foe.

Just be grateful that his phonics books had got as far as letting him recognise that many letters of the alphabet.....

Confucius 25th Jun 2006 20:53

Thought coppers only knew 2 letters?

L O L O L O

...

I'll get me coat.

samos 26th Jun 2006 16:07

Going back to the original thread, why would the RAFP be doing passport and customs checks on helicopters that arrived from Manston?. Maybe thought Manston is overseas because it is on the Isle of Thanet.

Roland Pulfrew 26th Jun 2006 16:25


Originally Posted by samos
Going back to the original thread, why would the RAFP be doing passport and customs checks on helicopters that arrived from Manston?. Maybe thought Manston is overseas because it is on the Isle of Thanet.

Sadly because some idiot has interpreted the new homeland defence rules in a way that Plod must meet any civil flight landing at a military airfield even if the flight took off from a UK airfield.:ugh: :ugh: Now which di****ad thought that one up. They even charge you for attending - as they might have been doing something else at the time, perhaps drinking coffee or watching Sky?!?!

Taxi.Idge 27th Jun 2006 15:30

Whilst serving on the far flung part of the Empire that is 1312, Whooosh 1312, during the amazing Rugby World cup 2004? or was it 03 - too much gin in Incirlik!! The groundies applied for permission to open the now defunct Queen Vic to watch the final v the old enemy that is Oz. Taking into account that the semi was only played some 5 days earlier, OC Police refused the application as it was not recieved the regulation 7 days prior to the event. Imagine loads of happy groundies drinking coke whilst watching one of the finest sporting moments in recent English history. 'The beatings will continue to moral improves'.
Oh just to add to the, 'there are knobs in other trades to' debate, I and the rest of the QRA crew offered to go to the relevant messes and purchase a couple of slabs so the boys could at least have one or two beers. The JENGO, a particularly spineless creature, told us that he would not allow this and would close the bar if we did. Nice one.

I Sp[r]y 7th Jul 2006 19:47

Thanks for the entertaining thread so far....
 
Just a quick Hello Gents (+ PPRuNettes - Nursey et al),

As a serving Plod of 17 years in the RAFP, you have certainly made me smile (wry + genuine) whilst exploring this thread (and no, the GSD didn't read it to me). It's nice to see that this thread is actually developing into an arena of 'banter' - offering retort to some of the more speculative posts made, and probably prolonging the life of the thread. Obviously such an insular environment is a fantastic breeding ground for the finer details of your yarns to 'develop' amidst the congratulatory mutual back-slapping of this online grow bag community - please feel free to log in to one of our own forums and post an article or two..

I'll stop by now and again to see if there's anything of interest to respond to. Whatever is posted is water off a pigs back though, since the big Aviator running the RAF signed off that cheque giving us all (upto Sgt) a payrise in Apr 06 of approx 15%. All those 'jumped up little A/Cpl's wielding their speed guns' with an instant £3-4K payrise..... now that's got to annoy you! :D

Lara crofts pants 7th Jul 2006 20:15

Not really, a lot of us get to fly planes, and get paid loads.

Pristina 7th Jul 2006 20:19

:E

Yes but what do you do when you leave? Traffic wardens!


Originally Posted by I Sp[r]y
Just a quick Hello Gents (+ PPRuNettes - Nursey et al),

As a serving Plod of 17 years in the RAFP, you have certainly made me smile (wry + genuine) whilst exploring this thread (and no, the GSD didn't read it to me). It's nice to see that this thread is actually developing into an arena of 'banter' - offering retort to some of the more speculative posts made, and probably prolonging the life of the thread. Obviously such an insular environment is a fantastic breeding ground for the finer details of your yarns to 'develop' amidst the congratulatory mutual back-slapping of this online grow bag community - please feel free to log in to one of our own forums and post an article or two..

I'll stop by now and again to see if there's anything of interest to respond to. Whatever is posted is water off a pigs back though, since the big Aviator running the RAF signed off that cheque giving us all (upto Sgt) a payrise in Apr 06 of approx 15%. All those 'jumped up little A/Cpl's wielding their speed guns' with an instant £3-4K payrise..... now that's got to annoy you! :D


I Sp[r]y 8th Jul 2006 10:06

Life after plod.....
 

Originally Posted by Pristina
:E

Yes but what do you do when you leave? Traffic wardens!

Only those dedicated to pursuing the Utopian ideals of free flowing highways - the less ambitious of us in the CI / Computer Security world (i.e the community that accredited Typhoon systems - Windows NT ??!!) tend to gravitate toward similar Information Assurance activites when the white cap is finally hung up. Given that the nice chief military aviator now insists we do all those courses that Industry cry out for, the home of the Black and Yellow uniform will remain the Mecca of the idealist reformers amongst us.

It may disappoint you to learn that speed guns and parking tickets do not occupy a full 22 years service - only those 'piglet' years when first venturing out of the sty - when some do indeed take great pleasure in riling the rodneys.:ok:

Shjustme 8th Jul 2006 23:12

Life after Plod in RAF...

One owns and runs a very nice public house near me, one of the cleaning staff is a former Flt Lt WRAF, she was on her knees scrubbing the floor on one occasion I entered the premises.
Another spends 3 days every week in court as a magistrate, dispensing justice.
And also the one who does it just 1 day per week.
Then there is the one who is now a vicar.
2 are senior prison officers in a nearby jail, supervising 4 former master aircrewmen / warrant officers who are (mere) probationers, having joined in the last couple of years.
Oh yes, the one who is an ACC, assisant chief constable north of the Humber river.
Not forgetting the former Cpl who became a Flt Lt before leaving for a government job where he now has command of no less than 14 former commissioned officers RAF/Army who used to have ranks varying from 2nd Lt to Wg Cdr.
The businessman who without the aid of his former patrol dogs from when he walked around a missile site at all hours of the night, now employs over 100 people in a hugely successful little empire. Two staff members are ex Flt Lts, one a navigator, the other a supply officer. They accept that the former Cpl is most definately the man in charge, the boss!
The very well known ex SNCO who for the past few years has had a super job in the caribbean.
And the guy who is hugely successful at providing vitally important 'assets' to the middle east, in the worldwide fight against OBL. As reported in a regional newspaper relatively recently.
I could give you over a hundred examples of ex plods doing rather nicely!!!!!

Zoom 8th Jul 2006 23:23

Yeah, right. How many times in this forum have I seen this sort of make-believe? What the hell have you been smoking?

Skeleton 9th Jul 2006 00:07

My take....
We hated them because of the acting rank. Will someone please tell me why the LAC/SAC was an acting Cpl. Middle of winter many moons ago and a young child dressed as a policeman at Kinloss thought it would be a good idea if he looked hard and told us what to do.
I waited....
2 days...
I hope the barrier on your head hurt Mr 17 year old. Now go and have a chat with your instructor.
Yes they are RAF Policeman, but the days when they were real are long gone.
The rest of the Air Force think your a joke. One trade that certainly could be given over to the NCP.
Why can't you do the gate. Its your job, your nor Inspector Wexford. Instead of picking up the man on the gate who gets paid double what you do for breathing in the wrong direction, or the poor bugger who drives round the peri track at 32 in a 25 on a saturday, why not be secure.
Oh i forgot your lords and masters have told you your important.
Your not.

Roadster280 9th Jul 2006 00:34


Originally Posted by Skeleton

Will someone please tell me why the LAC/SAC was an acting Cpl.

I'm not defending LAC A/(Upd)Cpl Bloggs, but I do know the answer. The lowest NCO rank in the RAF is Cpl. Since the Police HAVE to have superiority over the R&F, then they MUST be Cpls.

In any case, think of who the protagonists are in the weekly NAAFI punchup. LACs, SACs and the odd JT.

I didn't like it, but I do understand it. ****, I'm getting old!!

16 blades 9th Jul 2006 01:49


It may disappoint you to learn that speed guns and parking tickets do not occupy a full 22 years service - only those 'piglet' years when first venturing out of the sty - when some do indeed take great pleasure in riling the rodneys.
I don't get riled by them - but they tend to get somewhat riled when, after blurting out their spiel about "22 in a 20 zone, Sir!", or some similar dastardly accusation, they are told to "F*** off" just before I drive away. The sight of a stunned plod with mouth agape, speechless, disappearing in one's rear view mirror is truly a pleasure...

16B

ZH875 9th Jul 2006 11:22


Originally Posted by Shjustme
Life after Plod in RAF...

One owns and runs a very nice public house near me, one of the cleaning staff is a former Flt Lt WRAF, she was on her knees scrubbing the floor on one occasion I entered the premises.
Another spends 3 days every week in court as a magistrate, dispensing justice.
And also the one who does it just 1 day per week.
Then there is the one who is now a vicar.
2 are senior prison officers in a nearby jail, supervising 4 former master aircrewmen / warrant officers who are (mere) probationers, having joined in the last couple of years.
Oh yes, the one who is an ACC, assisant chief constable north of the Humber river.
Not forgetting the former Cpl who became a Flt Lt before leaving for a government job where he now has command of no less than 14 former commissioned officers RAF/Army who used to have ranks varying from 2nd Lt to Wg Cdr.
The businessman who without the aid of his former patrol dogs from when he walked around a missile site at all hours of the night, now employs over 100 people in a hugely successful little empire. Two staff members are ex Flt Lts, one a navigator, the other a supply officer. They accept that the former Cpl is most definately the man in charge, the boss!
The very well known ex SNCO who for the past few years has had a super job in the caribbean.
And the guy who is hugely successful at providing vitally important 'assets' to the middle east, in the worldwide fight against OBL. As reported in a regional newspaper relatively recently.
I could give you over a hundred examples of ex plods doing rather nicely!!!!!

This may be so, but we will still hate you, no matter how good you are doing for yourself. Once a snowdrop, always a snowdrop.


Another spends 3 days every week in court as a magistrate, dispensing justice.
This may be why :mad: criminals are getting off lightly.


And also the one who does it just 1 day per week.
Must have been a Dog Handler, No dog, No sex![/quote]


Then there is the one who is now a vicar.
Must like wearing the Dog Collar. Seems to me a snowdrop is still lost without some reminder of his brain on a chain.

Shjustme 9th Jul 2006 11:46

Zoom...........the following is specially for your attention......and there are scores more available for you to choke on, and I might happily oblige bringing them to your attention should I have the time at a later date. You might actually recognise Tony's mugshot, in the staff history page, particularly the photos showing him in his DPs prior to him 'moving on to greater things'....Oh yes, there can be a grand life after 'Plod'......

http://www.dragonk9.co.uk/index.html
http://www.dragonk9.co.uk/gallery%2001.html

Maple 01 9th Jul 2006 12:24

So in reality all snowdrops are much smarter that the real airforce and do so much better out?

Like the dog handler done for 'cruelty to an animal' and 'unlawful sexual practices' - could you find out what he's doing now? I'd like to see his post service CV

ACAB


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