No more Greg - welcome back Lee :ok:

Yaaaaaaaay he's back :O now put your putter away and be a good Greg and get a piccy up :E

:eek:....OMG! I never saw this one coming...I don't even have a speech prepared.

Oh well, I hope I've recaptured my form and we see an extended run of winning entries...(seeing I've got the Judges gavel, I'm quietly confident...:E )

So, with thanks to RBG, I shall return to our old favourite in the comp...

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"Right, which one of you c*nts put hair growing lotion in my tea?"

He won the shiny mug with ease, as for some reason nobody else at the picnic took part in the Tina Turner lookalike competition.

adr

Da comrade, ze rubber soled vinter boots very varm, but damn!! Zis static is real pain in backside!

Mange tout, mange tout, amigo!

It's your lucky day - 2 for 1! So, how can I help yer, me ol' china? Aluminium plant? Oil refinery? Tell yer what, me plates and brass bands are freezin' - let's go back to my gaff, I'll get out of this Barnet and we'll have a nice cup of rosy and a chinwag. Get you sorted in no time.

Job's a good'un! :ok:

"What hat?"

When I told my wife we were going to spend our summer holidays in Sedelnikovo, a small village in Western Siberia, she said...



wait for it...



"Wear the fox hat"
:E

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"Da, shot it myself. It vas marching along zer road in front of Buck House".

Expecting an internet bride, Scoggins was most surprised when Pierre turned up. A warm bit of beaver with a fine mug has a completely different meaning in Canada.

"And ze second prize in ze furst Russian Golfing Tournament and diz vonderful cup, goez too"..........................

or

"Eee Eck Comrade, there's nowt like a refreshing cup of Tetleys".

Or

"Vot do you mean ve bought a whole load of these cups from the British MOD and ze are recycled from vessex pis tubes".

Da comrade, zis nice cup herbal infusion varming me up VERY quickly. 'Polonium' new flavour for me. Sanks Andrey, or votever your name vos..

Tina Turner had let herself go in recent years.

Beyonce finally proved that her collars and cuffs don't match!

Here is Bogdan wearing latest winter fashions for all peoples living in Meerkovo...Simples!

In the latest round of Russia's Got Talent it became apparent that Comrade Boylski was unaware that Rod Stewart was blonde and drank whiskey not tea - but the rendition of 'Ve Are Sailing' went down well.

It became obvious that the idea of holding a metal mug in sub zero temperatures was not one of Bond's brightest moves.

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"Da, it reminds me of my Mother.......... I was a breach birth you know"

Bovril? No, I was Tea...