Trump: "I hereby name this place....Ground Zero!"
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Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."
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Trump: "You know, this occasion would have been extra special if we'd had a march-past of a battalion of your women soldiers in their short skirts."
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Your looking good.......... Snap
You've lost some weight.... Snap Joe Biden son is dodgy as F***....... Snap Wow, we agree on so much. |
... and this year's Turner Prize is awarded to the biggest waste of space in human history.
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"Say, that green stuff in the background... are you some kind of friend of the Greta child?"
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(Trump): "Are you expecting a change in Korea?"
(Kim): "No, but Congress about to give you change in career!" |
"I got everything from my Daddy. Keep family members on the payroll & ruthlessly remove anyone who gets in my way. I use compliant media to manipulate the people & get away with blatant lies. All in all, life's good. But, enough about me, how do you maintain control Mr. Kim?"
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Photographer struggles after Fat Wun lets one rip.
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Trump takes precautions to ensure even Adam Schiff cannot twist what was said in his conversation with the other fat wun!
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"You want a very advantageous trade deal with the UK? It's terribly simple. You demand whatever you want, and in return you offer them to get it signed off within a week."
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"I'm giving you a bucket of instant sunshine for Christmas."
"And I'm giving you the same." "Or shall we just call it quits for this year?" "HAPPY CHRISTMAS." And to all our captioneers. |
Trump: "Look, I've got a small favour to ask... You don't do Intellectual Property Rights here, do you, so I want you to found a magazine called Time and make me its person of the year."
Kim: "Great idea and I agree to it - but as long as I'm alive there can only be one person of the year in my country. And of the two of us, it's not you." |
Thank your Amercian Blind Institute for sending all those Guide Dogs to us. Lunch was excellent.
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Can you come to United States and stand as a Democratic Candidate, your policies will fit it very well with their base.
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"So, filming it is a great idea, but I have to warn you we haven't used Betamax in the US for a number of years " ... |
T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"
K: "Mr Trump, this is not China." |
T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"
K (thinks very quickly): "Now you mention it, I'd like to place an order for 100 of them. Any obstacle to getting that many delivered by the end of the week?" |
Last orders please. Said Mike the Landlord of The Nags Head
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The poll is now closed, please do not enter if you are watching +1 or on Demand...
While I am off to have a look at the entries here are what would have been my offerings for your enjoyment Clearly photoshopped, everyone knows Kim is 7 ft 12inches tall The strictly come dancing same sex couple get in some practice, You lead.,,,,No YOU lead Trump, Last Thanksgiving I pardoned a Turkey Kim, Last week I pardoned my favourite General, but I shot his 4 wives. Saved a lot on Alimony As he is not here can we slag off Putin? Psst wanna buy a second hand motor? I am selling the Beast . Kept me safe the past 3 years, LFO. So that's agreed we offer the DOY asylum from HMTQ, you get the IMF to extradite him so the FBI can question him POTUS...WTF stop talking in slitty eyed code |
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