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racedo 30th May 2017 21:06

BA says plane ready to fly and blames computer error.

Big Pistons Forever 31st May 2017 02:52

Son you might as well climb in, the way things are going this is the only "air time" you are likely going to get.

Big Pistons Forever 31st May 2017 02:53

Yah this new outfit just got the contract, BAE I think they call it...... I guess it means "Bring Another Engine"

Big Pistons Forever 31st May 2017 02:56

The skipper was thought to be invincible, it was like he had this weird light about him.....

Traffic_Is_Er_Was 31st May 2017 03:36

Hang on a minute! What happened to those two Jags that were sitting here three captions ago?

c52 31st May 2017 05:32

"Before it looks as if it's flying through the hangar, we'll need a bit more CO2 around the supports, and, well, actually, there's still quite a lot to be done."

treadigraph 31st May 2017 07:10

I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with the Chief, Sir. He said every time you bring it back from Germany there's that many bits missing, so he just thought he'd make your job easier...

andytug 31st May 2017 07:15

"Oh nothing sir, the CO just needed to borrow a couple of bits for his kite.....we'll have it right again by morning."

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:26

"I think the Force has been with it !"

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:29

"You've heard of the principle of entropy ? ......... Well , ..........."

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:32

"You should never had let your little Johnnie play with your toolkit !"

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:43

"I think we should put it out of its misery !"

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:46

"The Cloud's down on the deck this morning, Skipper - back to the crewroom I reckon !"

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:50

"What did the Met man say ?" ... "Dunno - he must've got lost in this clag on the way to Briefing !"

Danny42C 31st May 2017 09:56

"No see, No fly !"

squeaker 31st May 2017 10:10

....and that's why it's called Vne.

Vzlet 31st May 2017 13:16

^^^
(Very nice entry, squeaker!)

Big Pistons Forever 31st May 2017 15:36

Jasus Christ whut happened ? ! All I asked the Chief to do was clean the fag ends out of the cockpit ash tray !

Dan Gerous 31st May 2017 19:10

I'll judge tomorrow night, and we can get a new one for the weekend.

Danny42C 31st May 2017 19:23

"It's a Christmas Tree, you say ? Then what are you going to get as the Angel - the NAAFI Manageress ?"


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