"He might not look much, but he has caught several cat burglers"

There was an incident during my last posting to North Korea Comrade and it was just easier to replace my dog with this at the time...they said he was delicious though.

And the winner is Laika!

I'm sorry Comrade, but whilst your Cat was a close second, we just couldn't figure out how to stop the kitty litter from floating everywhere in the capsule.

Lion-O had to take whatever work he could get after "Thundercats" finished...

"I had a dog, but our beloved leader ate it"

And during our next low flypast, we'll be dropping this cat onto the deck of the US Navy vessel...

"I wouldn't stand there mate, she's liable to bring up a fur ball"

"It's a cat one write off, sir!"

The veterinary biologist had erred: he had accidentally artificially inseminated an alley cat with the sperm of a Bengal Tiger.

"And when he's in theatre he uses ALL of Raqqa as his litter box"

Last call, judging tomorrow!

"When I asked to inspect the Tomcat you'd captured, I was rather expecting to see an F14..."

Jerry suspected Tom had been on steroids !

Erm, well, umm .. impressive, Corporal.
Just let's know when you can get him to obey a command - any command - will you?
Oh... and "Puss, puss, puss - dinner's ready" is not a command. OK?

"This dog was a VW, Sir. So we've had to fit a bigger cat..."

Ok, Time to call a winner,


...it goes to Nutloose for the simple...but made me chuckle:


"I had a dog, but our beloved leader ate it"


Over to you Sir!:ok: