Use to knock about with some guys who "Played" for Torquay Football Club until one night in a club in Lincoln they happened to meet some of the wives and girlfriends of the Torquay FC on a hen night!!

Two of the B#ggers still pulled though!! Something about their passes were equally as good as their counterparts....

Visiting Cape Canaveral, we were from a UK contract cleaning company, here on a contract to put the shine back on the exhibits. (Yes rocket polishing was a very specialised area!)

One of the Aussies visiting on long look decided that, that evening he would be a physiotherapist, always good for invites to massage etc. On arriving at the bar he spies a large group of ladies and wanders over eventually he is asked what he did.
"I, am a physiotherapist..."
"Great so are we, are you here for the conference too? Where do you work?"