Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

What's the best non-flying related advice you ever received?

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

What's the best non-flying related advice you ever received?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 11th Aug 2003, 21:14
  #1 (permalink)  
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: God's Country
Posts: 11
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking What's the best non-flying related advice you ever received?

... a good one from my Grandad:

"Save up to get married then buy a sports car... wish I had"

After all, if you break them they're easier to replace!

Heeed
Heeed is offline  
Old 11th Aug 2003, 21:45
  #2 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Io
Posts: 420
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Advice

Don't eat yellow snow.
Maxflyer is offline  
Old 11th Aug 2003, 21:59
  #3 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: A PC!
Posts: 594
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"Don't let your dicky dangle in the dirt"

Thanks, Crebes!
moggie is offline  
Old 11th Aug 2003, 22:40
  #4 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Muscat, Oman
Posts: 604
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
When working in MOD - from my boss:

When you come in on Monday, spend the first half-hour prioritising your work. On Wednesday, do the same. On Friday afternoon, shred what's left!
Ali Barber is offline  
Old 11th Aug 2003, 22:58
  #5 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,785
Received 29 Likes on 12 Posts
Shred the remainder on Friday Arvo

Jeez Ali B,

I hope that no Air Trafficker takes your advice on, or else I'm taking leave every Friday....
Runaway Gun is offline  
Old 11th Aug 2003, 23:27
  #6 (permalink)  
wub
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,216
Received 14 Likes on 7 Posts
The Roger Bacon column in 'Flight' magazine used to feature ARIAs (Alway Remembered Instructors' Advice). I particularly liked one from a chap who had saved for years for his PPL and when he finally had enough wonga, he went to his local flying school to enrol. Keen to make an impression, he put on his best suit, shirt, tie and shoes and duly presented himself in the CFI's office.

After a discussion about the training and fees, the chap, still keen to make an impression, said to the CFI, "As I'm about to embark on fulfilling my life-long ambition and learn to fly, is there any particular advice you can give me?"

The CFI looked the chap up and down and siad "Yes, never wear brown shoes with a blue suit"
wub is offline  
Old 11th Aug 2003, 23:32
  #7 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: don't know, I'll ask
Posts: 265
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Never pee into a head wind
Ludwig is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 00:02
  #8 (permalink)  
 
tony draper's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Newcastle/UK
Posts: 1,476
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Never piss on a 25KV Transformer.
tony draper is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 00:09
  #9 (permalink)  
FFP
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 806
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Don`t sit down with a light bulb in your back pocket !
FFP is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 00:13
  #10 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 319
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Cool

When putting the moves on three women, make it women who DON'T know each other.
CarltonBrowne the FO is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 00:18
  #11 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A very long way North
Posts: 469
Received 15 Likes on 9 Posts
Never invade Russia in the winter.
PlasticCabDriver is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 01:27
  #12 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: NW England
Posts: 95
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Never volunteer for anything.

Only did it once.

Friday evening. December.

Orderly bod in the guardroom.

SWO comes in.
"Anyone know anything about music?"

"Oooooh me sir !"

"Good. Get outside on that 4 tonner and get that grand piano off the back up to the third floor in the offices mess!"

I say again - Never, I repaet NEVER volunteer for anything.
Muppet Leader is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 01:34
  #13 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Beside the beach
Posts: 290
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Say it, don't Spray it
ChristopherRobin is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 02:44
  #14 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,785
Received 29 Likes on 12 Posts
The Sun - True Story

Don't sleep with Jordan, and then lie to the papers and say that you didn't. Because the guilt will get to you and then you'll have to confess, and then look like a pityful singer (and will still appear to be gay). If you do sleep with her - tell everyone.

Runaway Gun is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 02:54
  #15 (permalink)  
FFP
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 806
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
If it F*&$s Flies or Floats it's probably cheaper to rent by the hour than pay for !
FFP is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 03:53
  #16 (permalink)  
john du'pruyting
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
on a night out
Go ugly early
 
Old 12th Aug 2003, 05:24
  #17 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: UK
Posts: 91
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Never kick a dog in the b***s when you've got your hand in its mouth
Jerry Can is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 06:29
  #18 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: NSW
Posts: 113
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Two Jordan pics on different posts on same day - good effort!
2port is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 06:57
  #19 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Stella Maris.
Posts: 41
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Don't wipe your ar5e with a broken bottle.
ragspanner is offline  
Old 12th Aug 2003, 12:29
  #20 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Right here (right now)
Posts: 235
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
2port

Before I go looking everywhere...where's the other??

Cheers! M2
MajorMadMax is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.