Never volunteer for anything.
Only did it once.
Friday evening. December.
Orderly bod in the guardroom.
SWO comes in.
"Anyone know anything about music?"
"Oooooh me sir !"
"Good. Get outside on that 4 tonner and get that grand piano off the back up to the third floor in the offices mess!"
I say again - Never, I repaet NEVER volunteer for anything.
