Caption Competition Mk IV
Latest version of the F35 ready for deployment to HMS QE
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Bitsa? It's a Pacer. We took a pacer this and pacer that...
Voice from inside the plane.
Very funny folding the wings with me still in the plane but you have got to let me out......Guys.......GUYS !
Very funny folding the wings with me still in the plane but you have got to let me out......Guys.......GUYS !
Putin commissioned a get away plane in case he had to escape from the Kremlin. Looks like most of the 100M Ruble budget wound up in the contractors pocket...
“Your plane is now ready, Count Vlad.”
”… oh, and the highly recommended prop option is just 10,000 Rubles extra, sir.”
”… oh, and the highly recommended prop option is just 10,000 Rubles extra, sir.”
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During the remake of The Man With The Golden Gun, budget cuts were biting...
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Early testing of the Peregrine Mk2 dive bomber were showing promising results.
If it can get up to the same speed as the delorean 88 mph, we can send the mechanic back to last Tuesday and he can check those bolts he pencil whipped before the next flight .
Lockheed Martin de-specced the F-35 to fit within the UK's budget.
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Well since RAF personel are now known as aviators they all need an aircraft each. It's called The Penguin". It's flightless but can still flap its wings.
Looks like inspiration has dried up in the summer sun.
I had to look up Wallace, Rix an Schultz, all appropriate but no direct hits.
Nutloose is runner-up with:
For me treadigraph did it again as he made a reference to the graffiti:
The Coffman Starter Throphy will be delivered once 1 of the two props is installed and the wings have been untangled.
I had to look up Wallace, Rix an Schultz, all appropriate but no direct hits.
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Well done Treddi
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Cheers guys, long day out yesterday, sitting in a pub with coffee at mo, see what I can find on the phone...
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Ok, what are these two early-mid-next-weeks saying...?
P: “Hold your stomach in more so I can get into the centre/center.”
L (thinks): “Hurry up and take the damn shot. Can’t hold my breath much longer…”
L (thinks): “Hurry up and take the damn shot. Can’t hold my breath much longer…”
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Two for tea?