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Old 28th Apr 2024, 01:21
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Altogether now...I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts....
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The boss picked a poor spot to lose his glasses….
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Major Nelson need to find Jeannies bottle before Dr. Bellows returned!
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'ere, is it just me, or can you hear a ticking noise?
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Amazon attempt to coordinate their pumpkin delivery service.
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Look! You're making them round when they ought to be square...
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The spec says 9 inches and they're 9 inches. So what's the problem?

The mortar tubes are 2 inches.
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Last check of the map to see where to send all the globes to the Flat Earth Society.
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This is probably not the best spot to play Tiddlywinks
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"The general staff think that the Turks don't have the bottle"!
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Hoskins, you are absolutely sure that symbol means this is where they dumped the 'duds'?
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"The War Office has sent us 8,000 bed pans. Are they taking the p*ss?"
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Found Wally !
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Old 28th Apr 2024, 21:51
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All these C3PO heads need to be ready for Star Wars Day Parade . May the fourth is coming sooner than you expect .
When do the legs get delivered.
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So Mrs Scroggins says she last saw her little son playing in the ball pit about here.
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So it is agreed then, we need to contact IKEA and inform them we appear to have received nothing but items 29 in the box
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So we agree then, it’s a stores cock up, you definitely wrote workers not wankers, so instead of receiving 500 Bullworker’s for the gyms, we appear to have 500 Bulls semen collectors.
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So, looking at this map again, I reckon that the old fireworks factory should be somewhere around... there.
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So I told the flight we ‘ad been sent back from the line to recuperate, and he said we better go sit wiff all the other recuperators.
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