Caption Competition Mk IV
Time share sales rep about to offer the short man discount for time share on St.Helena , previous owner never used the bath , excellent views and most importantly only one storey high . Should make for an excellent retirement in solitude . Try not to think of it as exile but a release from the pressures of the job .
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"There is no Bortsch on this menu! Where is Prizog ... oh, ignore that ..."
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"what is the scale of this map of our advances?"
"12" to 1'...'"
"12" to 1'...'"
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“… and that one has underground shelters and a secret mini-submarine base.”
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“It’s a simple extension procedure; after three days the world will be your oyster.”
"Yes, Mr Putin, that is the amount that your war...err..special operation..has contributed to global warming....why are you looking at me like that...."
"you say our economy has the same value as this piece of cardboard?"
"this is our new body armour?"
"how far advanced is this bunker and trench digging behind the Kremlin?"
So you are saying that this picture of Prighozin’s dacha proves his dacha is bigger than mine, really ?
Can’t say I am very enthusiastic about this recruiting poster.
Is “You too can have honour of dying for President Putin’s Special Military Operation” the best slogan you can come up with ?
Is “You too can have honour of dying for President Putin’s Special Military Operation” the best slogan you can come up with ?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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VP: Can't we say it's been Photoshopped?
No Comrade, you know how rubbish our disinformation specialists are at altering images... no one would believe it and you will look even more stupid...
The pic he is looking at...
No Comrade, you know how rubbish our disinformation specialists are at altering images... no one would believe it and you will look even more stupid...
The pic he is looking at...
VP: Can't we say it's been Photoshopped?
No Comrade, you know how rubbish our disinformation specialists are at altering images... no one would believe it and you will look even more stupid...
The pic he is looking at...
No Comrade, you know how rubbish our disinformation specialists are at altering images... no one would believe it and you will look even more stupid...
The pic he is looking at...
sealo0
What’s this ?
Oh, it’s the new game we are making for school kids in our efforts to purge decadent Western Influences. Instead of “Where’s Waldo” it’s called “Where’s Prighozin”
Oh, it’s the new game we are making for school kids in our efforts to purge decadent Western Influences. Instead of “Where’s Waldo” it’s called “Where’s Prighozin”
So, this is the binational timeshare proposal for Crimea?
