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Old 19th Aug 2013, 13:23
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Sideshow, there was also the AEOp that used to prop up the mess bar after he "moved back in" known as Braddle - he really was a boring tool!!

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QUOTE: The first German exchange instructor on TWCU at Honington was called Hauptmann Wanka. We didn't give him a nickname

There are lots of Schitters in Austria ............
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 13:25
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On a different Sqn at Kinloss they had a chap known as Otter. His wife hated the name and complained to the Boss.

Instead he became NOtter - Not Otter

After another complaint he became SNOtter - Still not Otter

After the final complaint he became SNATCHO - Still not allowed to call him Otter

Lovely chap!
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 13:35
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A really nice chap in the RAF who was christened 'FUGLY'....
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And another chap who wished to be referred to as the Squadron QFI and not the 'TROFF'......NTT it was!
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 13:40
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For useless Sergeants: "Aquafresh"; a tube with three stripes.
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 13:54
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Back in the days of Stanley OC1312 Flt (Scottish chap). Thought his nickname of Starmac was because of his nationality and he was an around good chap. At his departure beers one of the ground crew chaps pointed out it meant "stands to reason , mans a c**t".
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 17:25
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There was a young lady on Hercs I think who had a rather unfortunate surname for a girl....known as Buster (at least that's what her name patch said!)
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 20:02
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TTTE

Recall someone at TTTE Cottesmore - Not sure if staff or a student, but used to cycle into work from Oakham religiously, whether rain or shine.

Managed to collide with the rear end of a big Swedish built estate car one morning in nasty weather and impacted his forehead with the tailgate, leaving quite a nasty imprint of the manufacturer's name in reverse...

Thereafter known as "OVLOV"
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 20:12
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That's funny, there was a helicopter pilot with the same nickname but his was from a head-on with said boxy Scandinavian product.
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ISTR a story of a member of the WRAF who was at Lyneham who was known to engineers across the place as SPANNER, it was rumoured she was so attractive that only one look from her and your nuts turned !!

I still don't know why all British services call someone with a surname of Smith;

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SACW with a limp that was called Wonky donkey......
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Also at Lyneham, Twin Peaks, Milk Shake and last but not least the Drift Bitch.

We also had a TAPS in Goose Bay .... Thick As Pig S***
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TBT,

I'm sure I remember the "drift bitch".

Smudge
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Exocet - you can see him coming but can do nothing about it.
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 21:59
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Puma QHI called Microwave, everything got done really quickly, but not quite done all the way through.
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Smudge,

You should, you could have been related (that should be a cryptic enough clue for you )
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TBT. She had more hair than Smuj didn't she?
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Old 19th Aug 2013, 23:55
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One of our Flight Engineers, having been pulled up by the Fat Controller over his 10 O'clock shadow, was heard to complain that the Nav in question had more hair on her upper lip than he did!

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Old 20th Aug 2013, 05:49
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Smudge,

It may have been a V force thing, but most of the Smiths I met were known as "Scrote". All Harrys were "Harry the Bastard".
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