Zaps
Given that the Nimrod hemp colour scheme was designed to blend with concrete why did they resurface the main parking area at Kinloss with black tarmac?
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The first VC10K2, ZA141, was originally painted in grey/green camouflage with a light grey underside. We described this on US flight plans as 'lizard', hence '141 became known as 'The Lizard'.
Then they were all painted in hemp, with light grey undersurfaces. Which looked rather better than 'lizard'.
But when the RN started retiring many of its war canoes, a surplus of 'paint, grey, ships for the painting of' became available, so 'John Major Grey' became the colour of choice as 'Pusser' had oceans of the wretched stuff available to sell to the RAF!
The first grey VC10K appeared with a 'wedgewood blue' cheat line and white lettering, which received many ribald remarks about the 'blue vein'. Latterly the blue was changed to dark grey, as was the white lettering. Much tidier!
Then they were all painted in hemp, with light grey undersurfaces. Which looked rather better than 'lizard'.
But when the RN started retiring many of its war canoes, a surplus of 'paint, grey, ships for the painting of' became available, so 'John Major Grey' became the colour of choice as 'Pusser' had oceans of the wretched stuff available to sell to the RAF!
The first grey VC10K appeared with a 'wedgewood blue' cheat line and white lettering, which received many ribald remarks about the 'blue vein'. Latterly the blue was changed to dark grey, as was the white lettering. Much tidier!
The first VC10K2, ZA141, was originally painted in grey/green camouflage with a light grey underside. We described this on US flight plans as 'lizard', hence '141 became known as 'The Lizard'.
Then they were all painted in hemp, with light grey undersurfaces. Which looked rather better than 'lizard'.
Then they were all painted in hemp, with light grey undersurfaces. Which looked rather better than 'lizard'.
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Yep anything Gibair was known as Yogibair . Again don't know if it counts , but was into GIB on 1st 732 in GB colours [ memory might say DV leased from Brits/AirEurope ], instead of temp placards inside BA Trids and BA Airtours 732s .
Went for a chat with RAF ATC tower guys ..... they ... '' Doesn't look right without a Yogibair sticker '' ...... '' We've a couple prepared earlier , wot's it need ? '' .
Me '' Coffee 'n Biccis please , white no sugar . It's the end of BA airtours hangar party tonight , and we've to take her to the hangar on arrival LGW ''
Good farewell party and job done ...Don't know how long they lasted on the nose , 'cos Dayglo stood out .
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Yep anything Gibair was known as Yogibair . Again don't know if it counts , but was into GIB on 1st 732 in GB colours [ memory might say DV leased from Brits/AirEurope ], instead of temp placards inside BA Trids and BA Airtours 732s .
Went for a chat with RAF ATC tower guys ..... they ... '' Doesn't look right without a Yogibair sticker '' ...... '' We've a couple prepared earlier , wot's it need ? '' .
Me '' Coffee 'n Biccis please , white no sugar . It's the end of BA airtours hangar party tonight , and we've to take her to the hangar on arrival LGW ''
Good farewell party and job done ...Don't know how long they lasted on the nose , 'cos Dayglo stood out .
rgds condor
Well remember a Det to Mildenhall in late-1970s when the Brit contingent got at CINCSAC's VC-135 and replaced the red centre of the fuselage stars and bars with a sticker announcing that the vehicle was "stolen from Willhire Van Rentals". Almighty sense of humour failure and witch hunt followed with the Brits assuming their best "What us guv" approach. We heard later that CINCSAC was quite amused by the zap but wondered how the Brits had circumvented the armed guards.
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There was a visit to Southport by HRH Prince Charles back in early 1989, and the 146 used to bring him up landed at RAF Woodvale. The Purple Airspace constrained flying for a bit so we (studes) spent the time talking to the crew about the aircraft etc. Someone, whilst the crew were distracted, zapped the inside of the main gear which went unnoticed until a few days later. I believe there were repercussions as a result both on the Royal Flight and on the UAS. The individual who zapped was "fined" in the LUAS fine book too!!
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When the inspection team was asked about this missed graffiti their (valid) excuse was that Dave Yeeles jobby messages were so prevalent that they faded into the background! When the Hon Bob Ainsworth walked into the HAS the offending graffiti had been redacted with another black marker and he was none the wiser.
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8 Sqn had a semi-professional cartoonist in its ranks (pen name of "Gwyn" who used to draw for Air Pictorial and such magazines), plus a screen printer. Zaps various ("Old Age & Treachery will Triumph over Youth & Skill" for example) made it to T-shirts/ sweat shirts and even ladies' underwear which were very big sellers around the air shows. I wore an old and torn 8 Screws sweatshirt to an aircrew party at an airshow in Ramstein once - it was immediately demanded, and swapped for an American cold weather flying jacket which kept me warm in Lossie for a good few years. The booty from the sqn memorabilia stall at airshows kept us stocked for a good few aircrew parties!
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Many moons ago I had the occasion to use the Gents at King's Cross station. As I approached the urinal I was amused to see a zap, which proclaimed "You have just entered the Midland Radar overhead".
I am amazed no-one has provided a photo of 120sqn HQ roof after "T S" was added to the "C X X"
In 6 foot high yellow paint.
Just because we put your sqn Metro car in your bar!
In 6 foot high yellow paint.
Just because we put your sqn Metro car in your bar!
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I am amazed no-one has provided a photo of 120sqn HQ roof after "T S" was added to the "C X X"
What, This one?/
I am amazed no-one has provided a photo of 120sqn HQ roof after "T S" was added to the "C X X"

What, This one?/
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
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In addition to zaps and T shirts we had knickers. At a German air show our wares attracted much interest. Then a Frau snuck in behind our pop up shop and shyly asked for a pair of knickers. She made sure her husband didn't see her.