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Old 10th Aug 2002, 23:06
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RAF Rubbish

I have found that the half wit facist's RAF idiot village people not onlt to be useless bull****ters , but the right wing 'duh' tabloid readers Have made my trade not viable. I just will not work with the " I am a leader" village idiot's again.
Not sure if I can mention lickspittle gutless asskissers here. (what does viable mean ? look it up)
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Old 10th Aug 2002, 23:13
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Are you saying vote Conservative?
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The pubs are shut then?
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mY thorts ekzackly.

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deeply disturbing........

but interesting
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...and the village populous joined police teams to scour the countryside for it's missing idiot...
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I think I may have it. Probably failed OASC paper selection stage, due to insufficient grade in GCSE Oriental Basket Weaving.

Alternatively, I'll have a large one of whatever he's having, please.
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...and these "idiot Village People" you mention.

A motor cycle cop,
A native American,
A construction worker,
A sailor (Hmm, nice boy),
A chap wearing lots of leather...

...per chance?

Young man! There's no need to feel down!

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Hmmm....rather a disturbingly in-depth knowledge of the Village People there, Talking Radalt!

Whoever Lemmon_drop_kid is, I hope that this morning's headache will soon wear off. He might even sober up, grow up and delete this stupid thread.
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LDK at least most of these half-wits can spell and punctuate correctly.

If we start with only one 'm' in lemon and move on to facist (sic) we can see a trend developing. Both 'facist's' and 'idiot's' (my parenthesis) have unnecessary apostrophes. You are confusing the possessive state with plurals, I am afraid. 'Idiot's' refers to something belonging to one idiot; I think you meant 'idiots', as in more than one.

Your capitalisation is poor. 'Have', in the middle of a sentence, does not require a capital letter since it is not a proper noun. Indeed, have is not a noun. You have placed 2 sentences inside brackets. This is, again, unnecessary and, since neither sentence begins with a capital letter, grammatically incorrect.

You also lack the ability to identify, in sentences, when a comma is required. The comma is used to separate a series of words where in speech there would be a natural pause or where a series of linked, but separate, words are used in series.

I would have said,'lickspittle, gutless, asskickers..'

I hope that this is helpful and will not further serve to strengthen your prejudices against serving or former RAF personnel. You will certainly find that about 50% of RAF officers could certainly have the epithets 'lickspittle', 'gutless' or 'asskickers' appended to their names without any real disagreement, but you will find there are many who you can work with.
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Were you staggeringly drunk when you bust into print or has some one nicked my Babel-fish again?
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****, ****, nuns, aerse.
wibble
phnarr phnarr

I'm with you lemmon

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Just don't taunt the loony.
Had a guy at Cranners with me - eventually got injunctions to keep him away from the place, but had joined 'to kill people'. He was claustrophobic & afraid of the dark - branch of choice........??...

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DON'T RILE THEM!!
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Actually Beags I was only partially right.

Formed in 1977 the Village People were:

A GI (although he occasionally appeared as a sailor)
A cowboy
A native American
A cop
A construction worker
And finally, funny old thing, a biker.

For images, artiste profiles, tour dates (yep they're STILL going!), and heaps of other overtly camp activity visit

http://www.villagepeople-official.com/

(or give 28Sqn a call...."allegedly")
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Freaks!!!
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"A GI (although he occasionally appeared as a sailor)" Early attempt at jointery?

I bet you know all the moves to 'YMCA' too
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S-U-L,

I doubt that 'In the Navy' was particularly joint....
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I tend to agree with the Lemon Drop Kid's analysis, with, however, two minor reservations:

1) I feel it shouldn't be permitted in Warwickshire, and

2) Eight Shillings per pound would probably be a fairer price.
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A little known and barely interesting fact is that only two of the village people were actually gay. Don't ask me how I know!
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They just didn't fancy YOU, Dan......
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