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Old 10th May 2017, 09:34
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Ignore people who spout truisms
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Old 10th May 2017, 10:45
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So, Pasta, how do you know my wife?


(The family always says that the inscription on her tombstone will be "I'm nearly ready")
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Old 10th May 2017, 11:10
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Italians do it better (everything, that is).
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Pineapple is NOT a pizza topping.
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Old 10th May 2017, 11:25
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Vehemently disagree
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Old 10th May 2017, 11:49
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Never forget that three is ALWAYS greater than two – even for very large values of two

God said, "div D = rho, div B = 0, curl E = - δB/δt, curl H = J + δD/δt," and there was light.

"That was a great speech, Mr President. Every thinking American will vote for you."
"That's not enough. I need a majority."

A diplomat is a man who can persuade his wife she would look fat in a mink coat

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support

You cannot reason a person out of a position he did not reason himself into in the first place

Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else. I just don't happen to think it's an appropriate subject for an 'ethic'

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Old 10th May 2017, 12:16
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All complex questions have answers that are simple, easy to understand and wrong

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Old 10th May 2017, 12:26
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All women want to be wanted...they don't all want to be had
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Old 10th May 2017, 14:00
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Having two engines doubles the chance of an engine failure.
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Old 10th May 2017, 14:13
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Having two compasses ensures you are not sure where you are going.

Having a nav gives you a chance of knowing where you have been
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Old 10th May 2017, 15:59
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If a Diplomat says Yes, they mean Maybe.
If a Diplomat says Maybe, they mean No.
And if a Diplomat says No, they're not a Diplomat.
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Old 10th May 2017, 16:23
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The only sensible numbers of watches to wear is one, or three.
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Old 10th May 2017, 16:25
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>Nothing is more useless than altitude above you, runway behind you, or a tenth of a second ago....<

or fuel in the bowser, or a forecast valid until eight hours ago.
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Old 10th May 2017, 16:32
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Old 10th May 2017, 16:49
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When meeting the Admiral's new (second) wife at the cocktail party, 'nice rack' is not the correct way to compliment her lovely dress that is cut to display same, no matter how many cocktails the both of you have had.
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Old 10th May 2017, 17:05
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If a Diplomat says Yes, they mean Maybe.
If a Diplomat says Maybe, they mean No.
And if a Diplomat says No, they're not a Diplomat.
When mother in law says "I'll think about" I respond, "That's a no then" but I never professed to be a diplomat.
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Old 10th May 2017, 17:29
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Hold my beer and watch this...
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Old 10th May 2017, 18:15
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A woman's body is God's greatest masterpiece.
A woman's mind is God's biggest mess.
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Old 10th May 2017, 18:17
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Men don't lie, they simply describe perfectly plausible alternate realities.
Sadly, women have one reality only.
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Old 10th May 2017, 18:20
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Starbucks does NOT sell coffee.
The jury is still out on what they're really selling, but it ain't coffee.
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