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Old 21st Mar 2014, 16:46
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"When nobody knows what a "cheap Changi" watch is!"
I eventually had to change "you lie, like cheap Changi watch" to "you lie, like cheap Taiwanese timepiece".

..When you have to explain what a Varsity or radial engine are.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 17:01
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When young ladies open the door for you !
 
Old 21st Mar 2014, 17:20
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When you have to explain what Two Stage Amber was ... and before anyone gets any funny ideas ... I was told about it a long time ago and can still remember !
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 18:06
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Trump you Danny - when they offer you their seat in a bus or train........................
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 20:26
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Double trump! . . . when they help you across the road.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:28
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Originally Posted by MAD Boom
- an aircraft you've flown is now a gate guardian
No, it's still flying 70 years on.

- a picture of your crew is in a museum
No, my picture was in a museum 45 years ago

- your local Air Cadet unit has SNCOs that weren't born when you joined
Got me. My local Air Cadet unit has no one that was born when I joined
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:41
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When Abingdon, Acklington, Aldergrove, Ballykelly, Bassingbourn, Binbrook, Brawdy, Chivenor, Coltishall, Cottesmore, Finningley, Gaydon, Honington, Kemble, Kinloss, Leconfield, Leeming, Lindholme, Little Rissington, Lyneham, Machrihanish, Middleton St George, Manby, St Mawgan, Stradishall, Strubby, Swinderby, Syerston, Ternhill, Thorney Island,Topcliffe, Upwood, Wattisham, Watton, White Waltham and West Raynham
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 15:34
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......When the Popes start looking younger....
 
Old 22nd Mar 2014, 19:04
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when you remember Pontius was a pilot
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 19:43
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I've just realised...

The date of my commission was as far from the outbreak of World War One as from today's date!
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 19:53
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When your mode of transport to Singapore and back was a troopship !!
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 21:39
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when you remember Pontius was a pilot
Check user name. I was running the show before Pontius even started flying training.
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 22:33
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Devil In The SH world......

Violet 813, Red 850......Red 650 even, and Green 100 are no longer remembered......

Not withstanding all the equivalents are just as pertinent in Afghan..... It still makes you feel old that you knew them......

Wasn't it Dobbo called 747 through the overhead and Jabba got an "Orange Whip" from FL nose Bleed in A JP 5?
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 22:34
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When the girl in PSF asks you if you are sure that there is a letter in your Service number!!!
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 22:38
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No way...

Really? Do service numbers not have a letter in any more?

I looked at a pax manifest the other week and my Army service number is loads x 10 to the power N ( where N is a really large integer) lower than the RSM of a just returned unit from out east....WTF?
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 22:43
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"An anuvver thing....."

I can remember when even if you didn't know the extension, or title or name or really any other details than what they did........The telephone operators at a unit would get you through to the right person first go.....

Never......"so where in 15 Sqn do you want?
" no we don't have a CSRO"
"I have OC C Flt"
"Ok how about Aircrew crew room?"
"No...nothing under that....how about Admin NCO?"
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Old 23rd Mar 2014, 07:47
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Station Sick Quarters(SSQ) now Station Medical Centre.
Does anybody remember those addictive NAAFI square fruit pies in the sixties ,came in a box and had cherry,blackcurrant fillings. Do aircrew still get flying rations today ? remember Mars bars,chewing gum .
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Old 23rd Mar 2014, 09:17
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...you remember when you could walk into the Officers' Mess bar at any time during the week and it was never empty.
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Old 23rd Mar 2014, 10:14
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You are actually old when you can remember walking out of the bar!!
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Old 23rd Mar 2014, 12:47
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Cheap Changi watch

When your first cheap Changi Watch circa 1968 stops working after nearly 50 years and your next one from 2010 stops after a couple of months!
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