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Old 13th Apr 2014, 17:13
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You know you're old when you empathise with all the other posts about 'you know when you're old' and don't give a sh!t anyway.
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. . . when you can remember the 'secret sign' on your Dad's betting slip (illegal in them days, of course) which you took to the bookie for him, or your Mum's Co-Op 'divi' number (2563) but can't remember the PIN for your Barclaycard and have to wait for the bank to open to get some cash.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 10:22
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I can't remember what I was going to write.
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Your getting very old when you can tell the youngsters how we used to FLY our shiny new aircraft before scrapping them
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The girl at the checkout asks whether you would like help packing your shopping (or even worse, help to your car).

However, this is my personal favourite:

Originally Posted by George Burns
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 13:46
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...when you don't know how old you are without working it out from your date of birth.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 14:33
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Nice post FODp. George Burns certainly knew what he was talking about! Also when you stoop to tie your shoe laces and the back fasteners of your braces ping off your trousis, embarrassing when it happens on the main concourse at Waterloo!


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Old 14th Apr 2014, 18:24
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You get to top of climb and you have to go back down again to remember why you were up there.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 18:55
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I still can't remember what I was going to write.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 19:05
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you stoop to tie your shoes


Velcro fastened shoes or 'slip ons' are the old mans friend. I have several pairs!
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... you go to fasten your shoes (laces/Velcro) and find you haven't got any on.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 19:15
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find you haven't got any on.


And you realise that cracked and dried skin has a strong resemblance to crocodile shoes.
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 19:25
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Oh, God, is this my fate?

Where's the Mess Webley when you need it?
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Old 14th Apr 2014, 21:36
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Where's the Mess Webley when you need it?


I've forgotten.


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"Where's the Mess Webley when you need it?"

I gave it to the wif....................................................
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