£5800 worth of viagra stolen from RAF Mahram
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Helpful Stacker, so why such an interest in knowledge of the price? 
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Assuming it was the non-proprietary Sildenafil that was stolen rather than the actual name-brand Viagra at a maxinum of £3.10 for a pack of 8 (rather than £46.99 for 8 Viagra) that is a hell of an impotence problem they are stocking for! By my calculations that is a little under 15,000 little blue pills they had in stock!
(All prices taken from Jan 14 BNF)
(All prices taken from Jan 14 BNF)
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Helpful Stacker, so why such an interest in knowledge of the price?
Of course the really interesting thing is not what some guys use to get themselves up but what they turn up at ED with them stuck in!
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I had no idea the blue pills were so expensive. Surely for that price you could just buy a prettier woman?
I had no idea the blue pills were so expensive. Surely for that price you could just buy a prettier woman?
Does not help in the dark, does it.
Does not help in the dark, does it.
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Well turn the light on then 
Or have the RAF at Marham become so used to ugly women that
doing it in the dark is now natural !
Or have the RAF at Marham become so used to ugly women that
doing it in the dark is now natural !
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As Ken Dodd advised the wives... Don't be too quick getting undressed in the bathroom on a Saturday night and don't ever take their husband by surprise..... Allow him time to think of someone he fancies.
On a more serious and genuine note - why did Marham have such huge stocks of viagra? It is true that viagra has some "other" medical uses, but these are mostly only relevant for a minority of fairly degenerate members of society and not really relevant to the small number of supposedly fit (adjective used generously for RAF) service people based at Marham. So why such large stocks? It would be surprising even if a large NHS hospital needed to stock so much viagra.
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An RAF Police spokesman said that that their 'suspicions' were aroused but they couldn't point the 'finger' at anyone in particular.
On the serious side (boring I know) but was nobody slightly concerned by
being stolen?! 
Can anyone just wander around one and help themselves these days? If you can nick stuff, you can plant stuff!!
On the serious side (boring I know) but was nobody slightly concerned by
equipment from nuclear submarines,
Can anyone just wander around one and help themselves these days? If you can nick stuff, you can plant stuff!!
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Don't forget only half the aircrew get issue with a pole; think of the backenders.
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I bet there are some wives moaning on the Marham married patch tonight, and it won't be sexual..
