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£5800 worth of viagra stolen from RAF Mahram

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Old 21st Jan 2014, 10:26
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Hopefully they won't withdraw before finding any stiffs !
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 10:35
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Typical.............£7 million worth of kit gone but Plod only worried about the Viagra, what kind of floppy are they.
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 10:38
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The detectives on the case suspect an inside job - they're looking for woodentops.
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 10:39
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Should look for JO who has a 'stiff upper lip'
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 10:44
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Why do RAF need Viagra ?

Are Fly Boys no longer able to get up into the air ?
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This news has probably already aroused more than the interest of a bunch of local criminals!
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racedo, it's so they can rise above the rest..
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 11:13
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"I don't see 'em Ice, but they must be close, I'm getting a h... oh, wait a minute!"

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Old 21st Jan 2014, 11:24
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Was it another "blue on blue" episode ?
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 11:28
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It brings a new meaning to

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Old 21st Jan 2014, 11:31
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I hear they are now coming up short on ideas
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 12:28
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Not much 'up, up and (having it ) away' going on now, I fancy.

How times have changed,. In days of yore we were given bromide, now it's Viagra!
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 14:02
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As long as the SWO doesn't find sh1t on the end of his stick.
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FJ Pilots are not what they used to be are they?
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 14:34
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Assuming it was the non-proprietary Sildenafil that was stolen rather than the actual name-brand Viagra at a maxinum of £3.10 for a pack of 8 (rather than £46.99 for 8 Viagra) that is a hell of an impotence problem they are stocking for! By my calculations that is a little under 15,000 little blue pills they had in stock!

I know Norfolk women can be a bit ropey but come on!



(All prices taken from Jan 14 BNF)

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Old 21st Jan 2014, 14:41
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Keep your End Up !

En passant, may I congratulate all the foregoing contributors for the Wittiest, Punniest, Funniest Posts of the year !
 
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Following a lead, police recovered a dog.
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 15:15
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would the thieves get r emission for good behaviour?
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 15:16
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I think you should confess, don't make it hard for yourself.
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They would get Hard Time probably................
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